Quotes about Funny

A push up bra is like a bag of chips; you open the bag and...

#Deception, #Falsehood, #Funny

Run for office? No. I've slept with too many women, I've done too many drugs,...

#Funny, #Politics

Wal-mart... do they like make walls there?

#Celebrity, #Dumb, #Funny

I do 5 sit-ups every morning. May not sound like much, but there's only so...

#Funny, #Good Morning, #Sleep

On Mondays, I'm always f*cking thankful I don't have a swear jar.

#Funny, #Monday

I'm kidding about having only a few dollars. I might have a few dollars more.

#Funny

Rashness belongs to youth; prudence to old age.

#Age, #Funny

Advice in old age is foolish; for what can be more absurd than to increase...

#Age, #Funny

Old age, especially an honoured old age, has so great authority, that this is of...

#Age, #Funny

Age is a tyrant who forbids at the penalty of life all the pleasures of...

#Age, #Funny

The harvest of old age is the recollection and abundance of blessing previously secured.

#Age, #Funny

The veracity which increases with old age is not far from folly.

#Age, #Funny