Drunks do not have friends, but accomplices.

Quote by Mason Cooley

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Laughing at our friends, we avenge the disappointment they have caused.

Laughing at our friends, we avenge the disappointment they have caused.

Self-righteousness is the most shameless slut of all.

Self-righteousness is the most shameless slut of all.

Self-righteous victims invite extra nails.

Self-righteous victims invite extra nails.

A sense of righteousness is even more dangerous than a violent temper.

A sense of righteousness is even more dangerous than a violent temper.

The self-righteous feel no need to be charming, and thus double their offensiveness.

The self-righteous feel no need to be charming, and thus double their offensiveness.

The self-righteous rule out the possibility that they are what has gone wrong.

The self-righteous rule out the possibility that they are what has gone wrong.

Nothing more cheerful than talking about our friends shortcomings.

Nothing more cheerful than talking about our friends shortcomings.

Rage is exciting, but leaves me confused and exhausted.

Rage is exciting, but leaves me confused and exhausted.

The educated do not share a common body of information, but a common state of...

The educated do not share a common body of information, but a common state of...

There have been three great inventions since the beginning of time: fire, the wheel, and...

There have been three great inventions since the beginning of time: fire, the wheel, and...

I never think of myself as wise. I think of myself as possessing a critical...

I never think of myself as wise. I think of myself as possessing a critical...

My hope was that organizations would start including this range of skills in their training...

My hope was that organizations would start including this range of skills in their training...

Continuous effort - not strength or intelligence - is the key to unlocking our potential.

Continuous effort - not strength or intelligence - is the key to unlocking our potential.

So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels in...

So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels in...

The United States has done more for the war crimes tribunal than any other country...

The United States has done more for the war crimes tribunal than any other country...

Ive always felt that a persons intelligence is directly reflected by the number of conflicting...

Ive always felt that a persons intelligence is directly reflected by the number of conflicting...

Emotion is often what we rely upon to carry us across the unfathomable voids in...

Emotion is often what we rely upon to carry us across the unfathomable voids in...

During the Cold War, we gathered information by listening to the Soviets, taking pictures of...

During the Cold War, we gathered information by listening to the Soviets, taking pictures of...

Man is an intelligence in servitude to his organs.

Man is an intelligence in servitude to his organs.

I have met with some of them - very honest fellows, who, with all their...

I have met with some of them - very honest fellows, who, with all their...

The secret of contentment is knowing how to enjoy what you have, and to be...

The secret of contentment is knowing how to enjoy what you have, and to be...

Whenever I found out anything remarkable, I have thought it my duty to put down...

Whenever I found out anything remarkable, I have thought it my duty to put down...