Laughing at our friends, we avenge the disappointment they have caused.

Quote by Mason Cooley

Topics: Friendship Quotes, Funny Quotes

A sense of righteousness is even more dangerous than a violent temper.

A sense of righteousness is even more dangerous than a violent temper.

Nothing more cheerful than talking about our friends shortcomings.

Nothing more cheerful than talking about our friends shortcomings.

The self-righteous feel no need to be charming, and thus double their offensiveness.

The self-righteous feel no need to be charming, and thus double their offensiveness.

Rage is exciting, but leaves me confused and exhausted.

Rage is exciting, but leaves me confused and exhausted.

Self-righteousness is the most shameless slut of all.

Self-righteousness is the most shameless slut of all.

Drunks do not have friends, but accomplices.

Drunks do not have friends, but accomplices.

Self-righteous victims invite extra nails.

Self-righteous victims invite extra nails.

The self-righteous rule out the possibility that they are what has gone wrong.

The self-righteous rule out the possibility that they are what has gone wrong.

The educated do not share a common body of information, but a common state of...

The educated do not share a common body of information, but a common state of...

Imagination, industry, and intelligence - the three I s - are all indispensable to the...

Imagination, industry, and intelligence - the three I s - are all indispensable to the...

And it occurred to me that there was no difference between men, in intelligence or...

And it occurred to me that there was no difference between men, in intelligence or...

My whole effort is to help you release the energy called love-intelligence. If love-intelligence is...

My whole effort is to help you release the energy called love-intelligence. If love-intelligence is...

After all, it is the divinity within that makes the divinity without; and I have...

After all, it is the divinity within that makes the divinity without; and I have...

Chess is the most elaborate waste of human intelligence outside of an advertising agency.

Chess is the most elaborate waste of human intelligence outside of an advertising agency.

No man likes to have his intelligence or good faith questioned, especially if he has...

No man likes to have his intelligence or good faith questioned, especially if he has...

Being ignorant is not so much a shame, as being unwilling to learn.

Being ignorant is not so much a shame, as being unwilling to learn.

Intelligence is quickness to apprehend as distinct form ability, which is capacity to act wisely...

Intelligence is quickness to apprehend as distinct form ability, which is capacity to act wisely...

The fundamental qualities for good execution of a plan is first; intelligence; then discernment and...

The fundamental qualities for good execution of a plan is first; intelligence; then discernment and...

There is nothing wrong with America that faith, love of freedom, intelligence, and energy of...

There is nothing wrong with America that faith, love of freedom, intelligence, and energy of...

I mean enormous pressure was brought to bear - Valerie Amos, Lady Amos, went round...

I mean enormous pressure was brought to bear - Valerie Amos, Lady Amos, went round...

Pedantry is the dotage of knowledge

Pedantry is the dotage of knowledge

Plant the seeds of Love in your hearts. Let them grow into trees of Service...

Plant the seeds of Love in your hearts. Let them grow into trees of Service...