Nothing more cheerful than talking about our friends shortcomings.

Quote by Mason Cooley

Topics: Friendship Quotes, Funny Quotes

Self-righteousness is the most shameless slut of all.

Self-righteousness is the most shameless slut of all.

Rage is exciting, but leaves me confused and exhausted.

Rage is exciting, but leaves me confused and exhausted.

Self-righteous victims invite extra nails.

Self-righteous victims invite extra nails.

A sense of righteousness is even more dangerous than a violent temper.

A sense of righteousness is even more dangerous than a violent temper.

The self-righteous rule out the possibility that they are what has gone wrong.

The self-righteous rule out the possibility that they are what has gone wrong.

The self-righteous feel no need to be charming, and thus double their offensiveness.

The self-righteous feel no need to be charming, and thus double their offensiveness.

Drunks do not have friends, but accomplices.

Drunks do not have friends, but accomplices.

Laughing at our friends, we avenge the disappointment they have caused.

Laughing at our friends, we avenge the disappointment they have caused.

The educated do not share a common body of information, but a common state of...

The educated do not share a common body of information, but a common state of...

It is not that I'm so smart. But I stay with the questions much longer.

It is not that I'm so smart. But I stay with the questions much longer.

Earth, water, fire, air, ether, mind, intelligence and false ego-all together these eight contitute my...

Earth, water, fire, air, ether, mind, intelligence and false ego-all together these eight contitute my...

The National Intelligence Director needs the authority to do the job we are asking him...

The National Intelligence Director needs the authority to do the job we are asking him...

She saw too that man has the power of exceeding himself, of becoming himself more...

She saw too that man has the power of exceeding himself, of becoming himself more...

I'm a pessimist because of intelligence, but an optimist because of will.

I'm a pessimist because of intelligence, but an optimist because of will.

There are so many things a large intelligence espionage organization can do to justify its...

There are so many things a large intelligence espionage organization can do to justify its...

We lie in the lap of immense intelligence.

We lie in the lap of immense intelligence.

Almost all Iraqis with any previous experience in the intelligence business are Sunni Arab, increasing...

Almost all Iraqis with any previous experience in the intelligence business are Sunni Arab, increasing...

There is no greater evidence of superior intelligence than to be surprised at nothing.

There is no greater evidence of superior intelligence than to be surprised at nothing.

Intelligence is the capacity to receive, decode and transmit information efficiently. Stupidity is blockage of...

Intelligence is the capacity to receive, decode and transmit information efficiently. Stupidity is blockage of...

There is a lot of strength and intelligence in Hollywood.

There is a lot of strength and intelligence in Hollywood.

After sleeping through a hundred million centuries we have finally opened our eyes on a...

After sleeping through a hundred million centuries we have finally opened our eyes on a...

Sharing food with another human being is an intimate act that should not be indulged...

Sharing food with another human being is an intimate act that should not be indulged...