Nothing more cheerful than talking about our friends shortcomings.

Quote by Mason Cooley

Topics: Friendship Quotes, Funny Quotes

A sense of righteousness is even more dangerous than a violent temper.

A sense of righteousness is even more dangerous than a violent temper.

The self-righteous rule out the possibility that they are what has gone wrong.

The self-righteous rule out the possibility that they are what has gone wrong.

Self-righteous victims invite extra nails.

Self-righteous victims invite extra nails.

The educated do not share a common body of information, but a common state of...

The educated do not share a common body of information, but a common state of...

Self-righteousness is the most shameless slut of all.

Self-righteousness is the most shameless slut of all.

Drunks do not have friends, but accomplices.

Drunks do not have friends, but accomplices.

The self-righteous feel no need to be charming, and thus double their offensiveness.

The self-righteous feel no need to be charming, and thus double their offensiveness.

Laughing at our friends, we avenge the disappointment they have caused.

Laughing at our friends, we avenge the disappointment they have caused.

Rage is exciting, but leaves me confused and exhausted.

Rage is exciting, but leaves me confused and exhausted.

It's impossible to work under conditions where they confused negativity with objectivity. You can't fool...

It's impossible to work under conditions where they confused negativity with objectivity. You can't fool...

F confusion is the first step to knowledge, I must be a genius.

F confusion is the first step to knowledge, I must be a genius.

I don't know what I have said. I have answered so many questions and I...

I don't know what I have said. I have answered so many questions and I...

I have a problem when people say something's real or not real, or normal or...

I have a problem when people say something's real or not real, or normal or...

Confusion is an often too subtle sign of paranoia

Confusion is an often too subtle sign of paranoia

Nothing worse than being upset and not knowing why...

Nothing worse than being upset and not knowing why...

I have always respected everyone's religion. As I say, there is only one God and...

I have always respected everyone's religion. As I say, there is only one God and...

Being nice and being flirty are two diff things. I hate when people get them...

Being nice and being flirty are two diff things. I hate when people get them...

I should stop being so nice cause some people just seem to take it the...

I should stop being so nice cause some people just seem to take it the...

Im not confused, Im just well mixed.

Im not confused, Im just well mixed.

I don't like being confused, I wish you would just tell me how you feel.

I don't like being confused, I wish you would just tell me how you feel.

Your intellect may be confused, but your emotions will never lie to you.

Your intellect may be confused, but your emotions will never lie to you.