Nothing more cheerful than talking about our friends shortcomings.

Quote by Mason Cooley

Topics: Friendship Quotes, Funny Quotes

The self-righteous rule out the possibility that they are what has gone wrong.

The self-righteous rule out the possibility that they are what has gone wrong.

Self-righteousness is the most shameless slut of all.

Self-righteousness is the most shameless slut of all.

The educated do not share a common body of information, but a common state of...

The educated do not share a common body of information, but a common state of...

The self-righteous feel no need to be charming, and thus double their offensiveness.

The self-righteous feel no need to be charming, and thus double their offensiveness.

Self-righteous victims invite extra nails.

Self-righteous victims invite extra nails.

Drunks do not have friends, but accomplices.

Drunks do not have friends, but accomplices.

Rage is exciting, but leaves me confused and exhausted.

Rage is exciting, but leaves me confused and exhausted.

A sense of righteousness is even more dangerous than a violent temper.

A sense of righteousness is even more dangerous than a violent temper.

Laughing at our friends, we avenge the disappointment they have caused.

Laughing at our friends, we avenge the disappointment they have caused.

Broken friendships can be soldered, but never sound.

Broken friendships can be soldered, but never sound.

The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch...

The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch...

Friendship is the only cure for hatred, the only guarantee of peace.

Friendship is the only cure for hatred, the only guarantee of peace.

Most of us don't need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be...

Most of us don't need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be...

You can always tell a real friend; when you've made a fool of yourself he...

You can always tell a real friend; when you've made a fool of yourself he...

If you have no friends to share or rejoice in your success in life --...

If you have no friends to share or rejoice in your success in life --...

Strangers are just friends I haven't met yet.

Strangers are just friends I haven't met yet.

Everyone has a gift for something, even if it is the gift of being a...

Everyone has a gift for something, even if it is the gift of being a...

There are no rules for friendship. It must be left to itself. We cannot force...

There are no rules for friendship. It must be left to itself. We cannot force...

These can never be true friends: Hope, dice, a prostitute, a robber, a cheat, a...

These can never be true friends: Hope, dice, a prostitute, a robber, a cheat, a...

This airline is grateful for his extensive contributions and we will miss his friendship and...

This airline is grateful for his extensive contributions and we will miss his friendship and...

There has been only one Christmas -- the rest are anniversaries.

There has been only one Christmas -- the rest are anniversaries.