People don't want to see me having sex... I'm the queen of the 'kiss, foreplay, dissolve.' And then the 'Whoo! Good morning, tiger.

Quote by Julia Robert

Topics: Funny Good Morning Quotes

It ain't as bad as you think. It will look better in the morning.

It ain't as bad as you think. It will look better in the morning.

It is a good morning exercise for a research scientist to discard a pet hypothesis...

It is a good morning exercise for a research scientist to discard a pet hypothesis...

There should be a rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes...

There should be a rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes...

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning,...

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning,...

I come to the office each morning and stay for long hours doing what has...

I come to the office each morning and stay for long hours doing what has...

Good morning to the day: and next, my gold! - / Open the shrine that...

Good morning to the day: and next, my gold! - / Open the shrine that...

My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I...

My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I...

What do you mean? Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it...

What do you mean? Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it...

I always write 'Wake Up' on my To-Do-List so I can at least accomplish one...

I always write 'Wake Up' on my To-Do-List so I can at least accomplish one...

You've got to get up every morning with a smile on your face, And show...

You've got to get up every morning with a smile on your face, And show...

The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock this morning is the fact...

The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock this morning is the fact...

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that...

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that...

The morning always has a way of creeping up on me and peeking in my...

The morning always has a way of creeping up on me and peeking in my...

Lena's hair was sticking out in about fifteen directions, and her eyes were all small...

Lena's hair was sticking out in about fifteen directions, and her eyes were all small...

Landlord of a bordello! The company's good and the mornings are quiet, which is the...

Landlord of a bordello! The company's good and the mornings are quiet, which is the...

Good morning is a contradiction of terms

Good morning is a contradiction of terms