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Topics: Food Quotes

Hiding your favorite food somewhere in the fridge from the rest of your family.

Hiding your favorite food somewhere in the fridge from the rest of your family.

What is sauce for the goose may be sauce for the gander but is not...

What is sauce for the goose may be sauce for the gander but is not...

Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds.

Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds.

A brave man who climbs trees is food for their roots

A brave man who climbs trees is food for their roots

Dear food commercials, Nobody eats in slow motion with their eyes closed. Sincerely, normal people...

Dear food commercials, Nobody eats in slow motion with their eyes closed. Sincerely, normal people...

Many's the long night I've dreamed of cheese - toasted, mostly.

Many's the long night I've dreamed of cheese - toasted, mostly.

Reservations and cloth napkins are really minor pinnacles in the high sierra of the New...

Reservations and cloth napkins are really minor pinnacles in the high sierra of the New...

If eating left over pizza for breakfast is wrong, I don't wanna be right!

If eating left over pizza for breakfast is wrong, I don't wanna be right!

The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish...

The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish...

Red meat is not bad for you

Red meat is not bad for you

The food in such places is so tasteless because the members associate spices and garlic...

The food in such places is so tasteless because the members associate spices and garlic...

Only true friends go straight to your refrigerator when they go to your house.

Only true friends go straight to your refrigerator when they go to your house.

As life's pleasures go, food is second only to sex. Except for salami and eggs....

As life's pleasures go, food is second only to sex. Except for salami and eggs....

If your stomach disputes you, lie down and pacify it with cool thoughts.

If your stomach disputes you, lie down and pacify it with cool thoughts.

A food is not necessarily essential just because your child hates it.

A food is not necessarily essential just because your child hates it.

Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate.

Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate.

Breakfast is the best tasting meal that is the hardest to get up for...

Breakfast is the best tasting meal that is the hardest to get up for...