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Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
#Drinking
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning,...
#Drinking
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
#Drinking
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#Enemies
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Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
#Alcohol
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#Drinking
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#Enemies
Well, people got attatched. Once you cut the umbilical cord they attatched to the other...
#Apathy
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#Drinking
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#Sex
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again...
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#Drinking
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#Friends
Playing a fun drinking game called: Girl alone with her cat.
#Being Alone
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#Drinking
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember...
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#Funny
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#Humor
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
#Beer
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#Children
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#Drinking
Typical Beer Pong Game: 5% playing Beer Pong. 95% chasing the ball around the room.
#Drinking
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#Facebook Status
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#Games
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
#Beer
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#Children
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#Drinking
No officer, my speech isn't slurred. I'm just talking in cursive.
#Drinking
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#Funny
I drink no more than a sponge
#Drinking
Filled with mingled cream and amber I will drain that glass again. Such hilarious visions...
#Ale
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#Beer
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Why did I allow myself to be bored ever in the past and to compensate...
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Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life's problems.
#Drinking
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#Humor
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#Solution
The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober.
#Drinking
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#People
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#Problems
If you dont drink, then all of your stories suck and end with, And then...
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