Quotes about Drinking

I drink no more than a sponge

#Drinking

Why did I allow myself to be bored ever in the past and to compensate...

#Drinking

The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober.

#Drinking, #People, #Problems

Nobody cares that youre smart and nobody cares that your kids dont have bruises.

#Drinking, #Funny

If you dont drink, then all of your stories suck and end with, And then...

#Drinking, #Funny

Hold up your cups and sing along, to one more drinking song.

#Drinking, #Music

The worse you are at thinking, the better you are at drinking.

#Drinking

I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin.

#Drinking, #Envy

I dont drink to get drunk. Thats just not cute.

#Drinking

I know folks all have a tizzy about it, but I like a little bourbon...

#Drinking

Drunkards are doomed to hell, so men declare, Believe it not, 'tis but a foolish...

#Drinking

It is well to remember that there are five reasons for drinking: the arrival of...

#Drinking, #Wine