If you don't learn to laugh at troubles, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old.

Quote by Edward W Howe

Topics: Better Off Dead Quotes

People are always neglecting something they can do in trying to do something they can't...

People are always neglecting something they can do in trying to do something they can't...

It is hard to convince a high-school student that he will encounter a lot of...

It is hard to convince a high-school student that he will encounter a lot of...

Men have as exaggerated an idea of their rights as women have of their wrongs.

Men have as exaggerated an idea of their rights as women have of their wrongs.

If you don't learn to laugh at troubles, you won't have anything to laugh at...

If you don't learn to laugh at troubles, you won't have anything to laugh at...

No man would listen to you talk if he didn't know it was his turn...

No man would listen to you talk if he didn't know it was his turn...

Americans detest all lies except lies spoken in public or printed lies.

Americans detest all lies except lies spoken in public or printed lies.

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the...

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the...

Instead of loving your enemies - treat your friends a little better.

Instead of loving your enemies - treat your friends a little better.

Better off dead than chillin' with the feds.

Better off dead than chillin' with the feds.

I'm just a bastard child, don't let it go to your head. I'm just a...

I'm just a bastard child, don't let it go to your head. I'm just a...

The large print giveth, but the small print taketh away.

The large print giveth, but the small print taketh away.

Youd be better off dead. I rather you were.

Youd be better off dead. I rather you were.

Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead. No, wait, not me, you.

Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead. No, wait, not me, you.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again. If you think you're alive then...

I've said it before, and I'll say it again. If you think you're alive then...

Better off dead, yeah better off dead, why don't you try pushing daisies instead.

Better off dead, yeah better off dead, why don't you try pushing daisies instead.

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out,...

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out,...

If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid looking in a mirror, because I...

If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid looking in a mirror, because I...

If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then...

If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then...

Sometimes you're better off dead. There's gun in your hand and it's pointing at your...

Sometimes you're better off dead. There's gun in your hand and it's pointing at your...

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.