Better off dead than chillin' with the feds.

Topics: Better Off Dead Quotes

Youd be better off dead. I rather you were.

Youd be better off dead. I rather you were.

If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid looking in a mirror, because I...

If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid looking in a mirror, because I...

If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then...

If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then...

Maybe this world is another planet's hell.

Maybe this world is another planet's hell.

Sometimes you're better off dead. There's gun in your hand and it's pointing at your...

Sometimes you're better off dead. There's gun in your hand and it's pointing at your...

Better off dead, yeah better off dead, why don't you try pushing daisies instead.

Better off dead, yeah better off dead, why don't you try pushing daisies instead.

If you cannot answer a man's argument, all it not lost; you can still call...

If you cannot answer a man's argument, all it not lost; you can still call...

The large print giveth, but the small print taketh away.

The large print giveth, but the small print taketh away.

Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead. No, wait, not me, you.

Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead. No, wait, not me, you.

I'm just a bastard child, don't let it go to your head. I'm just a...

I'm just a bastard child, don't let it go to your head. I'm just a...

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out,...

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out,...

If you don't learn to laugh at troubles, you won't have anything to laugh at...

If you don't learn to laugh at troubles, you won't have anything to laugh at...

I've said it before, and I'll say it again. If you think you're alive then...

I've said it before, and I'll say it again. If you think you're alive then...

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.