Birth control that really works - every night before we go to bed we spend an hour with our kids.

Quote by Roseanne Barr Arnold

Topics: Bed Quotes

The only way I can lose is if I'm caught in bed with either a...

The only way I can lose is if I'm caught in bed with either a...

In reality, everyone is good in bed. Close eyes. Shutdown brain. Pause as necessary. Restart...

In reality, everyone is good in bed. Close eyes. Shutdown brain. Pause as necessary. Restart...

I used to lie in bed in my flat and imagine what would happen if...

I used to lie in bed in my flat and imagine what would happen if...

Bed is the poor man's opera

Bed is the poor man's opera

The bed comprehends our whole life, for we were born in it, we live in...

The bed comprehends our whole life, for we were born in it, we live in...

The word 'bed' is shaped like an actual bed.

The word 'bed' is shaped like an actual bed.

When I get into bed at night, I hope I don't get into it alone!

When I get into bed at night, I hope I don't get into it alone!

I go to bed with men, not boys.

I go to bed with men, not boys.

When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.

When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.

Angelina Jolie may get Antonio Banderas in bed for eight hours on a movie set,...

Angelina Jolie may get Antonio Banderas in bed for eight hours on a movie set,...

The bed has become a place of luxury to me! I would not exchange it...

The bed has become a place of luxury to me! I would not exchange it...

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

My mind is not a bed to be made and re-made.

My mind is not a bed to be made and re-made.

Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient...

Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient...

If you think you're too small to have an impact, try going to bed with...

If you think you're too small to have an impact, try going to bed with...

What the British must never believe about themselves is that they are good at games,...

What the British must never believe about themselves is that they are good at games,...

I didn't beat her. I just pushed her out of bed.

I didn't beat her. I just pushed her out of bed.