One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything before you go to bed.

Quote by Ann Landers

Topics: Bed Quotes, Life Quotes

Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them

Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them

Friends with benefits? More than friends? Don't sample the goodies unless you're willing to risk...

Friends with benefits? More than friends? Don't sample the goodies unless you're willing to risk...

You need that guy like a giraffe needs strep throat.

You need that guy like a giraffe needs strep throat.

The trouble with talking too fast is you may say something you haven't thought of...

The trouble with talking too fast is you may say something you haven't thought of...

Hanging onto resentment is letting someone you despise live rent-free in your head

Hanging onto resentment is letting someone you despise live rent-free in your head

No one has the right to destroy another person's belief by demanding empirical evidence.

No one has the right to destroy another person's belief by demanding empirical evidence.

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to...

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to...

I don't believe that you have to be a cow to know what milk is.

I don't believe that you have to be a cow to know what milk is.

The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish...

The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish...

If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, youll be married to a...

If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, youll be married to a...

Know yourself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

Know yourself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

One out of four people in this country is mentally unbalanced. Think of your three...

One out of four people in this country is mentally unbalanced. Think of your three...

Love is friendship that has caught fire. It is quiet understanding, mutual confidence, sharing and...

Love is friendship that has caught fire. It is quiet understanding, mutual confidence, sharing and...

If I were asked to give what I consider the single most useful bit of...

If I were asked to give what I consider the single most useful bit of...

Nobody gets to live life backward. Look ahead, that is where your future lies.

Nobody gets to live life backward. Look ahead, that is where your future lies.

The naked truth is always better than the best dressed lie

The naked truth is always better than the best dressed lie

Women complain about sex more often than men. Their gripes fall into two major categories:...

Women complain about sex more often than men. Their gripes fall into two major categories:...

Asking a writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp post how...

Asking a writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp post how...

For a writer only one form of patriotism exists: his attitude toward language.

For a writer only one form of patriotism exists: his attitude toward language.

You become a good writer just as you become a good joiner: by planing down...

You become a good writer just as you become a good joiner: by planing down...