The word 'bed' is shaped like an actual bed.

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The only way I can lose is if I'm caught in bed with either a...

The only way I can lose is if I'm caught in bed with either a...

I didn't beat her. I just pushed her out of bed.

I didn't beat her. I just pushed her out of bed.

In reality, everyone is good in bed. Close eyes. Shutdown brain. Pause as necessary. Restart...

In reality, everyone is good in bed. Close eyes. Shutdown brain. Pause as necessary. Restart...

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

I go to bed with men, not boys.

I go to bed with men, not boys.

Life is always a tightrope or a feather bed. Give me the tightrope.

Life is always a tightrope or a feather bed. Give me the tightrope.

When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.

When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.

I love men in bed when they are sleeping. But then they have to go...

I love men in bed when they are sleeping. But then they have to go...

My mind is not a bed to be made and re-made.

My mind is not a bed to be made and re-made.

I used to lie in bed in my flat and imagine what would happen if...

I used to lie in bed in my flat and imagine what would happen if...

Bed is the poor man's opera

Bed is the poor man's opera

To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.

To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.

One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything...

One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything...

Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient...

Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient...

If you think you're too small to have an impact, try going to bed with...

If you think you're too small to have an impact, try going to bed with...

Others go to bed with their mistresses; I with my ideas.

Others go to bed with their mistresses; I with my ideas.

And I love the idea of spending the whole day in bed with my lover.

And I love the idea of spending the whole day in bed with my lover.

Dear radio stations, You do know there are more than 4 songs in the world,...

Dear radio stations, You do know there are more than 4 songs in the world,...

Hey Verification Code, I have no idea what the f*ck that says but I swear...

Hey Verification Code, I have no idea what the f*ck that says but I swear...

Restarting the whole song over just because you missed your favorite part.

Restarting the whole song over just because you missed your favorite part.