The word 'bed' is shaped like an actual bed.

Topics: Bed Quotes, Facebook Status Quotes

Life is always a tightrope or a feather bed. Give me the tightrope.

Life is always a tightrope or a feather bed. Give me the tightrope.

The bed comprehends our whole life, for we were born in it, we live in...

The bed comprehends our whole life, for we were born in it, we live in...

What the British must never believe about themselves is that they are good at games,...

What the British must never believe about themselves is that they are good at games,...

Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor.

Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor.

Others go to bed with their mistresses; I with my ideas.

Others go to bed with their mistresses; I with my ideas.

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything...

One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything...

I used to lie in bed in my flat and imagine what would happen if...

I used to lie in bed in my flat and imagine what would happen if...

When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.

When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.

Birth control that really works - every night before we go to bed we spend...

Birth control that really works - every night before we go to bed we spend...

To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.

To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.

In reality, everyone is good in bed. Close eyes. Shutdown brain. Pause as necessary. Restart...

In reality, everyone is good in bed. Close eyes. Shutdown brain. Pause as necessary. Restart...

I go to bed with men, not boys.

I go to bed with men, not boys.

I love men in bed when they are sleeping. But then they have to go...

I love men in bed when they are sleeping. But then they have to go...

The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we...

The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we...

The only way I can lose is if I'm caught in bed with either a...

The only way I can lose is if I'm caught in bed with either a...

The bed has become a place of luxury to me! I would not exchange it...

The bed has become a place of luxury to me! I would not exchange it...

If you think you're too small to have an impact, try going to bed with...

If you think you're too small to have an impact, try going to bed with...

Why is it that Facebook even gives me the option to 'Like' my own status?...

Why is it that Facebook even gives me the option to 'Like' my own status?...

Getting in the shower and letting the water run down your arms so it looks...

Getting in the shower and letting the water run down your arms so it looks...