The word 'bed' is shaped like an actual bed.

Topics: Bed Quotes, Facebook Status Quotes

And I love the idea of spending the whole day in bed with my lover.

And I love the idea of spending the whole day in bed with my lover.

If you think you're too small to have an impact, try going to bed with...

If you think you're too small to have an impact, try going to bed with...

My mind is not a bed to be made and re-made.

My mind is not a bed to be made and re-made.

To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.

To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.

The bed has become a place of luxury to me! I would not exchange it...

The bed has become a place of luxury to me! I would not exchange it...

The bed comprehends our whole life, for we were born in it, we live in...

The bed comprehends our whole life, for we were born in it, we live in...

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything...

One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything...

I go to bed with men, not boys.

I go to bed with men, not boys.

The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we...

The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we...

Bed is the poor man's opera

Bed is the poor man's opera

I used to lie in bed in my flat and imagine what would happen if...

I used to lie in bed in my flat and imagine what would happen if...

The only way I can lose is if I'm caught in bed with either a...

The only way I can lose is if I'm caught in bed with either a...

When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.

When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.

Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor.

Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor.

Birth control that really works - every night before we go to bed we spend...

Birth control that really works - every night before we go to bed we spend...

What the British must never believe about themselves is that they are good at games,...

What the British must never believe about themselves is that they are good at games,...

I love men in bed when they are sleeping. But then they have to go...

I love men in bed when they are sleeping. But then they have to go...

When girls hack a friends Facebook account: 'I love you b*tch!' When boys hack a...

When girls hack a friends Facebook account: 'I love you b*tch!' When boys hack a...

It doesn't even matter what it is. It's automatically cool if it Glows in the...

It doesn't even matter what it is. It's automatically cool if it Glows in the...