The word 'bed' is shaped like an actual bed.

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Life is always a tightrope or a feather bed. Give me the tightrope.

Life is always a tightrope or a feather bed. Give me the tightrope.

In reality, everyone is good in bed. Close eyes. Shutdown brain. Pause as necessary. Restart...

In reality, everyone is good in bed. Close eyes. Shutdown brain. Pause as necessary. Restart...

I go to bed with men, not boys.

I go to bed with men, not boys.

Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor.

Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor.

What the British must never believe about themselves is that they are good at games,...

What the British must never believe about themselves is that they are good at games,...

I used to lie in bed in my flat and imagine what would happen if...

I used to lie in bed in my flat and imagine what would happen if...

Bed is the poor man's opera

Bed is the poor man's opera

One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything...

One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything...

The bed comprehends our whole life, for we were born in it, we live in...

The bed comprehends our whole life, for we were born in it, we live in...

To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.

To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.

Others go to bed with their mistresses; I with my ideas.

Others go to bed with their mistresses; I with my ideas.

My mind is not a bed to be made and re-made.

My mind is not a bed to be made and re-made.

Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient...

Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient...

When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.

When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.

Birth control that really works - every night before we go to bed we spend...

Birth control that really works - every night before we go to bed we spend...

The bed has become a place of luxury to me! I would not exchange it...

The bed has become a place of luxury to me! I would not exchange it...

And I love the idea of spending the whole day in bed with my lover.

And I love the idea of spending the whole day in bed with my lover.

That horrifying moment when you put a ring on your finger and you cant take...

That horrifying moment when you put a ring on your finger and you cant take...

Find the baddest bitch and get her number I don't even call her, feel like...

Find the baddest bitch and get her number I don't even call her, feel like...

Exercise is not: Jumping to conclusions, running off at the mouth, stretching the truth, bending...

Exercise is not: Jumping to conclusions, running off at the mouth, stretching the truth, bending...