Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time.

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Whiskey will always be a part of my life.

Whiskey will always be a part of my life.

When I black out, it's the happiest time of my life.

When I black out, it's the happiest time of my life.

By the time I am Howard's age I hope to be long retired. I don't...

By the time I am Howard's age I hope to be long retired. I don't...

Of course in show business there are two ways to play it and I am...

Of course in show business there are two ways to play it and I am...

The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation.

The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation.

When I got on Stern I realized that this was the one job where you...

When I got on Stern I realized that this was the one job where you...

Everytime I go to Vegas, I seem to incur some kind of fine.

Everytime I go to Vegas, I seem to incur some kind of fine.

I am not the easiest guy to live with. It is probably the lack of...

I am not the easiest guy to live with. It is probably the lack of...

A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian.

A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian.

I have been in a lot of movies, but none of them are critics' darlings,...

I have been in a lot of movies, but none of them are critics' darlings,...

And now it looks like I'm probably going to shoot a movie that I wrote....

And now it looks like I'm probably going to shoot a movie that I wrote....

I was at Yankee Stadium one time at 5 a.m., but that was to buy...

I was at Yankee Stadium one time at 5 a.m., but that was to buy...

Have you ever Googled yourself? I did, most depressing thing ever. People have websites hoping...

Have you ever Googled yourself? I did, most depressing thing ever. People have websites hoping...

I'm not going to lie to you fellas, I've been drinking.

I'm not going to lie to you fellas, I've been drinking.

Artie is going to do what ever Artie wants to do.

Artie is going to do what ever Artie wants to do.

The regular guy still relates to him and Howard is a $500 million guy now...

The regular guy still relates to him and Howard is a $500 million guy now...

It is funny because the guy who is my boss now, Howard Stern, has a...

It is funny because the guy who is my boss now, Howard Stern, has a...