When I got on Stern I realized that this was the one job where you could be really honest and open, almost like Richard Pryor or something. You can be honest about your life and get laughs.
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Artie Lange Quotes
A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian.
Whiskey will always be a part of my life.
The regular guy still relates to him and Howard is a $500 million guy now...
I have been in a lot of movies, but none of them are critics' darlings,...
The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation.
By the time I am Howard's age I hope to be long retired. I don't...
Artie is going to do what ever Artie wants to do.
When I black out, it's the happiest time of my life.
It is funny because the guy who is my boss now, Howard Stern, has a...
I was at Yankee Stadium one time at 5 a.m., but that was to buy...
Of course in show business there are two ways to play it and I am...
Everytime I go to Vegas, I seem to incur some kind of fine.
Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time.
I'm not going to lie to you fellas, I've been drinking.
Have you ever Googled yourself? I did, most depressing thing ever. People have websites hoping...
I am not the easiest guy to live with. It is probably the lack of...
And now it looks like I'm probably going to shoot a movie that I wrote....