Quotes about Andy Rooney

As an old reporter, we have a few secrets, and the first thing is we...

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Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.

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All men are not created equal but should be treated as though they were under...

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When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if...

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Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.

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The Super Bowl isn't for kids, I had a great time though and it was...

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The only people who say worse things about politicians that reporters do are other politicians.

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The federal government has sponsored research that has produced a tomato that is perfect in...

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The dullest Olympic sport is curling, whatever 'curling' means.

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The closing of a door can bring blessed privacy and comfort - the opening, terror....

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The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

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The average bright young man who is drafted hates the whole business because an army...

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