You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.

Quote by John Barrymore

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The way to fight a woman is with your hat - grab it and run

The way to fight a woman is with your hat - grab it and run

The way to fight a woman is with your hat - grab it and run.

The way to fight a woman is with your hat - grab it and run.

In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone;...

In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone;...

You can only be as good as you dare to be bad.

You can only be as good as you dare to be bad.

You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried, you float.

You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried, you float.

He neither drank, smoked, nor rode a bicycle. Living frugally, saving his money, he died...

He neither drank, smoked, nor rode a bicycle. Living frugally, saving his money, he died...

The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little...

The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little...

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most...

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most...

Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks...

Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks...

My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments.

My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments.

I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives...

I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives...

I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free.

I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free.

A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.

A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.

The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little...

The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little...

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?

When archaeologists discover the missing arms of Venus de Milo, they will find she was...

When archaeologists discover the missing arms of Venus de Milo, they will find she was...

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one...

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one...

Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing...

Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing...

The good die young, because they see it's no use living if you have got...

The good die young, because they see it's no use living if you have got...

If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me...

If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me...