I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free.
Quote by John Barrymore
John Barrymore Quotes
If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me...
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most...
My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments.
You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.
The way to fight a woman is with your hat - grab it and run
Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.
In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone;...
My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother,...
I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives...
The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little...
You can only be as good as you dare to be bad.
A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.
Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing...
America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one...
When archaeologists discover the missing arms of Venus de Milo, they will find she was...
Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?
The way to fight a woman is with your hat - grab it and run.
Woman was God's second mistake.
When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at...
The venom clamors of a jealous woman poison more deadly than a mad dog's tooth.