America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks.

Quote by John Barrymore

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Paper napkins never return from a laundry - nor love from a trip to the...

Paper napkins never return from a laundry - nor love from a trip to the...

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.

Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks...

Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks...

When archaeologists discover the missing arms of Venus de Milo, they will find she was...

When archaeologists discover the missing arms of Venus de Milo, they will find she was...

The good die young, because they see it's no use living if you have got...

The good die young, because they see it's no use living if you have got...

If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me...

If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me...

The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little...

The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little...

You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried, you float.

You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried, you float.

He neither drank, smoked, nor rode a bicycle. Living frugally, saving his money, he died...

He neither drank, smoked, nor rode a bicycle. Living frugally, saving his money, he died...

I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free.

I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free.

The way to fight a woman is with your hat - grab it and run

The way to fight a woman is with your hat - grab it and run

A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.

A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.

The way to fight a woman is with your hat - grab it and run.

The way to fight a woman is with your hat - grab it and run.

I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of...

I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of...

You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.

You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.

My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother,...

My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother,...

Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing...

Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing...

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most...

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most...

Anything that keeps you away from being yourself causes stress.

Anything that keeps you away from being yourself causes stress.

Fear causes us to refuse to embrace change because we care way more about being...

Fear causes us to refuse to embrace change because we care way more about being...

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone...

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone...

I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, 'the...

I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, 'the...

In reality, everyone is good in bed. Close eyes. Shutdown brain. Pause as necessary. Restart...

In reality, everyone is good in bed. Close eyes. Shutdown brain. Pause as necessary. Restart...