America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks.

Quote by John Barrymore

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The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little...

The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little...

The good die young, because they see it's no use living if you have got...

The good die young, because they see it's no use living if you have got...

Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks...

Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks...

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.

Paper napkins never return from a laundry - nor love from a trip to the...

Paper napkins never return from a laundry - nor love from a trip to the...

The way to fight a woman is with your hat - grab it and run.

The way to fight a woman is with your hat - grab it and run.

You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried, you float.

You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried, you float.

My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother,...

My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother,...

I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free.

I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free.

My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments.

My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments.

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?

You can only be as good as you dare to be bad.

You can only be as good as you dare to be bad.

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most...

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most...

A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.

A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.

If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me...

If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me...

He neither drank, smoked, nor rode a bicycle. Living frugally, saving his money, he died...

He neither drank, smoked, nor rode a bicycle. Living frugally, saving his money, he died...

Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing...

Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing...

I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives...

I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives...

When archaeologists discover the missing arms of Venus de Milo, they will find she was...

When archaeologists discover the missing arms of Venus de Milo, they will find she was...

In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone;...

In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone;...