America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks.

Quote by John Barrymore

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My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother,...

My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother,...

You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.

You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.

A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.

A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.

The way to fight a woman is with your hat - grab it and run.

The way to fight a woman is with your hat - grab it and run.

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most...

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most...

Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks...

Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks...

In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone;...

In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone;...

Paper napkins never return from a laundry - nor love from a trip to the...

Paper napkins never return from a laundry - nor love from a trip to the...

I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free.

I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free.

The way to fight a woman is with your hat - grab it and run

The way to fight a woman is with your hat - grab it and run

The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little...

The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little...

I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives...

I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives...

He neither drank, smoked, nor rode a bicycle. Living frugally, saving his money, he died...

He neither drank, smoked, nor rode a bicycle. Living frugally, saving his money, he died...

The good die young, because they see it's no use living if you have got...

The good die young, because they see it's no use living if you have got...

Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing...

Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing...

I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of...

I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of...

When archaeologists discover the missing arms of Venus de Milo, they will find she was...

When archaeologists discover the missing arms of Venus de Milo, they will find she was...

The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little...

The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little...

My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments.

My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments.