You know, Hobbes, some days even my rocketship underpants dont help.

Quote by Calvin & Hobbes

Topics: Funny Quotes, Science Quotes

In my country we go to prison first and then become President .

In my country we go to prison first and then become President .

My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course...

My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course...

What could be more beautiful than a dear old lady growing wise with age? Every...

What could be more beautiful than a dear old lady growing wise with age? Every...

Wal-mart... do they like make walls there?

Wal-mart... do they like make walls there?

Babies are such a nice way to start people

Babies are such a nice way to start people

Had I been present at the creation, I would have given some useful hints for...

Had I been present at the creation, I would have given some useful hints for...

Age is not all decay; it is the ripening, the swelling, of the fresh life...

Age is not all decay; it is the ripening, the swelling, of the fresh life...

All the Disney princesses gave me unrealistic expectations for my hair!

All the Disney princesses gave me unrealistic expectations for my hair!

The parents age must be remembered, both for joy and anxiety.

The parents age must be remembered, both for joy and anxiety.

Do not go gentle into that good night, Old age should burn and rave at...

Do not go gentle into that good night, Old age should burn and rave at...

Those who can do, those who can't teach.

Those who can do, those who can't teach.

To be seventy years young is sometimes far more cheerful and hopeful than to be...

To be seventy years young is sometimes far more cheerful and hopeful than to be...

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.

I do not know who first invented the myth of sexual equality. But it is...

I do not know who first invented the myth of sexual equality. But it is...

There is something that falls short of perfection in every book, without exception, something influenced...

There is something that falls short of perfection in every book, without exception, something influenced...

When I came to Los Angeles, it was the first time that I ever felt...

When I came to Los Angeles, it was the first time that I ever felt...

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age as your beauty fades,...

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age as your beauty fades,...

Science is a method to keep yourself from kidding yourself

Science is a method to keep yourself from kidding yourself

There is one thing even more vital to science than intelligent methods; and that is,...

There is one thing even more vital to science than intelligent methods; and that is,...