You know, Hobbes, some days even my rocketship underpants dont help.

Quote by Calvin & Hobbes

Topics: Funny Quotes, Science Quotes

I really can't deny it, I am who I am. I'm pretty normal. I'm not...

I really can't deny it, I am who I am. I'm pretty normal. I'm not...

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.

He who is of calm and happy nature will hardly feel the pressure of age,...

He who is of calm and happy nature will hardly feel the pressure of age,...

In an age when the fashion is to be in love with yourself, confessing to...

In an age when the fashion is to be in love with yourself, confessing to...

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food!

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food!

Always remember this: A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes...

Always remember this: A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes...

I do not know who first invented the myth of sexual equality. But it is...

I do not know who first invented the myth of sexual equality. But it is...

Dont complain about the snow on your neighbors roof when your own doorstep is unclean.

Dont complain about the snow on your neighbors roof when your own doorstep is unclean.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

That awkward moment when you name your child 'Christian' only for him to grow up...

That awkward moment when you name your child 'Christian' only for him to grow up...

Where love is concerned, too much is not even enough.

Where love is concerned, too much is not even enough.

In some families, 'please' is described as the magic word. In our house, however, it...

In some families, 'please' is described as the magic word. In our house, however, it...

They should make Mondays illegal.

They should make Mondays illegal.

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you...

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you...

Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.

Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.

As you get older, the pickings get slimmer, but the people don't.

As you get older, the pickings get slimmer, but the people don't.

Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live.

Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live.

And it is not our part here to take thought only for a season, or...

And it is not our part here to take thought only for a season, or...

Science is the century-old endeavor to bring together by means of systematic thought the perceptible...

Science is the century-old endeavor to bring together by means of systematic thought the perceptible...

If we take science as our sole guide, if we accept and hold fast that...

If we take science as our sole guide, if we accept and hold fast that...