You know, Hobbes, some days even my rocketship underpants dont help.

Quote by Calvin & Hobbes

Topics: Funny Quotes, Science Quotes

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.

Women like silent men. They think they're listening.

Women like silent men. They think they're listening.

I quit flying years ago. I don't want to die with tourists.

I quit flying years ago. I don't want to die with tourists.

There has never been an age that did not applaud the past and lament the...

There has never been an age that did not applaud the past and lament the...

Wal-mart... do they like make walls there?

Wal-mart... do they like make walls there?

A poet must need be before his own age, to be even with posterity.

A poet must need be before his own age, to be even with posterity.

It is a terrible thing to look over your shoulder when you are trying to...

It is a terrible thing to look over your shoulder when you are trying to...

The newer people, of this modern age, are more eager to amass than to realize.

The newer people, of this modern age, are more eager to amass than to realize.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

There are three periods in life: youth, middle age and how well you look.

There are three periods in life: youth, middle age and how well you look.

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember...

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember...

Politics is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary.

Politics is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary.

Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.

Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most...

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most...

That's okay, honey. I used to believe in things too.

That's okay, honey. I used to believe in things too.

They say God has existed from the beginning of time and will exist beyond the...

They say God has existed from the beginning of time and will exist beyond the...

There sit the sainted sage, the bard divine, The few, whom genius gave to shine...

There sit the sainted sage, the bard divine, The few, whom genius gave to shine...

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife...

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife...

Science, at bottom, is really anti-intellectual. It always distrusts pure reason, and demands the production...

Science, at bottom, is really anti-intellectual. It always distrusts pure reason, and demands the production...

You know, Hobbes, some days even my rocketship underpants dont help.

You know, Hobbes, some days even my rocketship underpants dont help.