You know, Hobbes, some days even my rocketship underpants dont help.

Quote by Calvin & Hobbes

Topics: Funny Quotes, Science Quotes

God heals and the doctor takes the fee.

God heals and the doctor takes the fee.

Pol Pot - he rounded up anybody he thought was intellectual and had them executed....

Pol Pot - he rounded up anybody he thought was intellectual and had them executed....

It's better to have loved and lost than to do forty pounds of laundry a...

It's better to have loved and lost than to do forty pounds of laundry a...

Let's reintroduce corporal punishment in the schools - and use it on the teachers.

Let's reintroduce corporal punishment in the schools - and use it on the teachers.

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note...

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note...

when life gives you lemons make orange juice and leave them wondering how you did...

when life gives you lemons make orange juice and leave them wondering how you did...

Popular culture is the new Babylon, into which so much art and intellect now flow....

Popular culture is the new Babylon, into which so much art and intellect now flow....

If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.

If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.

I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short.

I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short.

Important families are like potatoes. The best parts are underground.

Important families are like potatoes. The best parts are underground.

There are only three ages for women in Hollywood -- Babe, District Attorney, and Driving...

There are only three ages for women in Hollywood -- Babe, District Attorney, and Driving...

Your services might be as useful as a barbershop on the steps of a guillotine.

Your services might be as useful as a barbershop on the steps of a guillotine.

The people who live in a golden age usually go around complaining how yellow everything...

The people who live in a golden age usually go around complaining how yellow everything...

Nothing is inherently and invincibly young except spirit. And spirit can enter a human being...

Nothing is inherently and invincibly young except spirit. And spirit can enter a human being...

If eating left over pizza for breakfast is wrong, I don't wanna be right!

If eating left over pizza for breakfast is wrong, I don't wanna be right!

The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.

The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.

But probably every age gets, within certain limits, the science it deserves.

But probably every age gets, within certain limits, the science it deserves.

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the...

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the...

Physics is like sex: sure, it may give some practical results, but thats not why...

Physics is like sex: sure, it may give some practical results, but thats not why...

Science is analytical, descriptive, informative. Man does not live by bread alone, but by science...

Science is analytical, descriptive, informative. Man does not live by bread alone, but by science...