You know, Hobbes, some days even my rocketship underpants dont help.

Quote by Calvin & Hobbes

Topics: Funny Quotes, Science Quotes

Forty is the old age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age.

Forty is the old age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age.

If Google can't find the answer, it's not a question.

If Google can't find the answer, it's not a question.

At middle age the soul should be opening up like a rose, not closing up...

At middle age the soul should be opening up like a rose, not closing up...

Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks...

Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks...

Youth is the time of getting, middle age of improving, and old age of spending.

Youth is the time of getting, middle age of improving, and old age of spending.

Mosquitoes remind us that we are not as high up on the food chain as...

Mosquitoes remind us that we are not as high up on the food chain as...

It is not the end of joy that makes old age so sad, but the...

It is not the end of joy that makes old age so sad, but the...

A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her...

A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her...

Money couldn't buy you friends, but you get a better class of enemy.

Money couldn't buy you friends, but you get a better class of enemy.

The only war we ever had was the time we ran out of Mr Kipling...

The only war we ever had was the time we ran out of Mr Kipling...

The excess of our youth are checks written against our age and they are payable...

The excess of our youth are checks written against our age and they are payable...

My 'check engine' light came on while driving to work this morning. I looked and...

My 'check engine' light came on while driving to work this morning. I looked and...

There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently at...

There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently at...

In politics, an absurdity is not a handicap.

In politics, an absurdity is not a handicap.

Those bellhops in Miami are tip-happy. I ordered a deck of playing cards and the...

Those bellhops in Miami are tip-happy. I ordered a deck of playing cards and the...

I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but...

I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but...

Love is a state in which a man sees things most decidedly as they are...

Love is a state in which a man sees things most decidedly as they are...

It's awful knowing that one seventh of our life will be wasted on Mondays.

It's awful knowing that one seventh of our life will be wasted on Mondays.

Art is I; science is we

Art is I; science is we

The only possible conclusion the social sciences can draw is: some do, some don't

The only possible conclusion the social sciences can draw is: some do, some don't