You know, Hobbes, some days even my rocketship underpants dont help.

Quote by Calvin & Hobbes

Topics: Funny Quotes, Science Quotes

I took the speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It's...

I took the speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It's...

A Minneapolis company has come out with a credit card size shotgun that fits in...

A Minneapolis company has come out with a credit card size shotgun that fits in...

To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am.

To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am.

I hear Glenn Hoddle has found God. That must have been one hell of a...

I hear Glenn Hoddle has found God. That must have been one hell of a...

It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

Learning acquired in youth arrests the evil of old age; and if you understand that...

Learning acquired in youth arrests the evil of old age; and if you understand that...

First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper...

First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper...

All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.

All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.

It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God, but...

It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God, but...

One hour of right-down love is worth an age of dully living on.

One hour of right-down love is worth an age of dully living on.

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer...

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer...

I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.

I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away

Give me one friend, just one, who meets the needs of all my varying moods.

Give me one friend, just one, who meets the needs of all my varying moods.

Milton Berle is an inspiration to every young person that wants to get into show...

Milton Berle is an inspiration to every young person that wants to get into show...

Children from the age of five to ten should watch more television. Television depicts adults...

Children from the age of five to ten should watch more television. Television depicts adults...

Consider the postage stamp, my son. It secures success through its ability to stick to...

Consider the postage stamp, my son. It secures success through its ability to stick to...

Part of the strength of science is that it has tended to attract individuals who...

Part of the strength of science is that it has tended to attract individuals who...

It would be possible to describe everything scientifically, but it would make no sense; it...

It would be possible to describe everything scientifically, but it would make no sense; it...