Children from the age of five to ten should watch more television. Television depicts adults as rotten SOB's, given to fistfights, gunplay, and other mayhem. Kids who believe this about grownups aren't likely to argue about bedtime.

Quote by P J O'Rourke

Topics: Age Quotes, Funny Quotes

Never fight an inanimate object.

Never fight an inanimate object.

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When a couple decide to divorce, they should inform both sets of parents before having...

If government were a product, selling it would be illegal.

If government were a product, selling it would be illegal.

Social Security is a government program with a constituency made up of the old, the...

Social Security is a government program with a constituency made up of the old, the...

Earnestness is stupidity sent to college.

Earnestness is stupidity sent to college.

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Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death...

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I suppose I should get a VCR, but the only thing I like about television...

Let's reintroduce corporal punishment in the schools - and use it on the teachers.

Let's reintroduce corporal punishment in the schools - and use it on the teachers.

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If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health,...

A very quiet and tasteful way to be famous is to have a famous relative....

A very quiet and tasteful way to be famous is to have a famous relative....

The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and...

The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and...

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The government is huge, stupid, greedy and makes nosy, officious and dangerous intrusions into the...

Never wear anything that panics the cat.

Never wear anything that panics the cat.

Never fight an inanimate object.

Never fight an inanimate object.

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Whatever it is that the government does, sensible Americans would prefer that the government does...

The government is huge, stupid, greedy and makes nosy, officious and dangerous intrusions into the...

The government is huge, stupid, greedy and makes nosy, officious and dangerous intrusions into the...

There is one thing women can never take away from men. We die sooner.

There is one thing women can never take away from men. We die sooner.

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When a couple decide to divorce, they should inform both sets of parents before having...

Rock gives children, on a silver platter, with all the public authority of the entertainment...

Rock gives children, on a silver platter, with all the public authority of the entertainment...

The beauty of spacing children many years apart lies in the fact that parents have...

The beauty of spacing children many years apart lies in the fact that parents have...