Children from the age of five to ten should watch more television. Television depicts adults as rotten SOB's, given to fistfights, gunplay, and other mayhem. Kids who believe this about grownups aren't likely to argue about bedtime.

Quote by P J O'Rourke

Topics: Age Quotes, Funny Quotes

If government were a product, selling it would be illegal.

If government were a product, selling it would be illegal.

A very quiet and tasteful way to be famous is to have a famous relative....

A very quiet and tasteful way to be famous is to have a famous relative....

There is one thing women can never take away from men. We die sooner.

There is one thing women can never take away from men. We die sooner.

Never fight an inanimate object.

Never fight an inanimate object.

Every government is a parliament of whores. The trouble is, in a democracy, the whores...

Every government is a parliament of whores. The trouble is, in a democracy, the whores...

When a couple decide to divorce, they should inform both sets of parents before having...

When a couple decide to divorce, they should inform both sets of parents before having...

Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death...

Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death...

Whatever it is that the government does, sensible Americans would prefer that the government does...

Whatever it is that the government does, sensible Americans would prefer that the government does...

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage...

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage...

There is one thing women can never take away from men. We die sooner.

There is one thing women can never take away from men. We die sooner.

Never wear anything that panics the cat.

Never wear anything that panics the cat.

Let's reintroduce corporal punishment in the schools - and use it on the teachers.

Let's reintroduce corporal punishment in the schools - and use it on the teachers.

Government proposes, bureaucracy disposes. And the bureaucracy must dispose of government proposals by dumping them...

Government proposes, bureaucracy disposes. And the bureaucracy must dispose of government proposals by dumping them...

If government were a product, selling it would be illegal.

If government were a product, selling it would be illegal.

Earnestness is stupidity sent to college.

Earnestness is stupidity sent to college.

If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health,...

If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health,...

Never fight an inanimate object.

Never fight an inanimate object.

I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and...

I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and...

Let us never know what old age is. Let us know the happiness time brings,...

Let us never know what old age is. Let us know the happiness time brings,...

Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.

Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.