You have to go through the falling down in order to learn to walk. It helps to know that you can survive it. That's an education in itself.

Quote by Carol Burnett

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Because nobody goes through life without a scar.

Because nobody goes through life without a scar.

I wish my mother had left me something about how she felt growing up. I...

I wish my mother had left me something about how she felt growing up. I...

I don't eat much meat, fish, or poultry.

I don't eat much meat, fish, or poultry.

It costs a lot to sue a magazine, and it's too bad that we don't...

It costs a lot to sue a magazine, and it's too bad that we don't...

My grandmother and I saw an average of eight movies a week, double features, second...

My grandmother and I saw an average of eight movies a week, double features, second...

But I didn't ask to have somebody nose around in my private life. I didn't...

But I didn't ask to have somebody nose around in my private life. I didn't...

Comedy is tragedy plus time.

Comedy is tragedy plus time.

Adolescence is just one big walking pimple.

Adolescence is just one big walking pimple.

When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go.

When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go.

Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away.

Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away.

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

My grandmother and I followed my mother here, to a house a block north of...

My grandmother and I followed my mother here, to a house a block north of...

Originally, I came from Texas, and we lived on - I guess you'd call it...

Originally, I came from Texas, and we lived on - I guess you'd call it...

It's also selfish because it makes you feel good when you help others. I've been...

It's also selfish because it makes you feel good when you help others. I've been...

We don't stop going to school when we graduate.

We don't stop going to school when we graduate.

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

Well, I don't know how astute I am, but I did want to be a...

Well, I don't know how astute I am, but I did want to be a...

But I don't begrudge anybody, because I know how hard it is to have that...

But I don't begrudge anybody, because I know how hard it is to have that...

Words, once they are printed, have a life of their own.

Words, once they are printed, have a life of their own.

I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?

I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?