Originally, I came from Texas, and we lived on - I guess you'd call it welfare, what we called relief.

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It's also selfish because it makes you feel good when you help others. I've been...

It's also selfish because it makes you feel good when you help others. I've been...

Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away.

Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away.

Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.

Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.

I wish my mother had left me something about how she felt growing up. I...

I wish my mother had left me something about how she felt growing up. I...

Adolescence is just one big walking pimple.

Adolescence is just one big walking pimple.

You know, one wonderful thing that came out of my Enquirer experience is that, in...

You know, one wonderful thing that came out of my Enquirer experience is that, in...

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

You have to go through the falling down in order to learn to walk. It...

You have to go through the falling down in order to learn to walk. It...

Well, I don't know how astute I am, but I did want to be a...

Well, I don't know how astute I am, but I did want to be a...

When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go.

When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go.

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

It costs a lot to sue a magazine, and it's too bad that we don't...

It costs a lot to sue a magazine, and it's too bad that we don't...

Because nobody goes through life without a scar.

Because nobody goes through life without a scar.

Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away.

Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away.

My grandmother and I followed my mother here, to a house a block north of...

My grandmother and I followed my mother here, to a house a block north of...

We don't stop going to school when we graduate.

We don't stop going to school when we graduate.

I have always grown from my problems and challenges, from the things that don't work...

I have always grown from my problems and challenges, from the things that don't work...

Time on its back bears all things far away - Full many a challenge is...

Time on its back bears all things far away - Full many a challenge is...

Opposition is a natural part of life. Just as we develop our physical muscles through...

Opposition is a natural part of life. Just as we develop our physical muscles through...

We choose to go...not because [it is] easy, but because [it is] hard, because that...

We choose to go...not because [it is] easy, but because [it is] hard, because that...

We have a problem. 'Congratulations.' But it's a tough problem. 'Then double congratulations'

We have a problem. 'Congratulations.' But it's a tough problem. 'Then double congratulations'