My interesting diet tips are eat early and don't noah between meals. I mean, I can pack it away.

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Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.

Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.

I wish my mother had left me something about how she felt growing up. I...

I wish my mother had left me something about how she felt growing up. I...

I don't eat much meat, fish, or poultry.

I don't eat much meat, fish, or poultry.

You have to go through the falling down in order to learn to walk. It...

You have to go through the falling down in order to learn to walk. It...

When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go.

When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go.

Comedy is tragedy plus time.

Comedy is tragedy plus time.

Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away.

Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away.

But I didn't ask to have somebody nose around in my private life. I didn't...

But I didn't ask to have somebody nose around in my private life. I didn't...

Because nobody goes through life without a scar.

Because nobody goes through life without a scar.

It costs a lot to sue a magazine, and it's too bad that we don't...

It costs a lot to sue a magazine, and it's too bad that we don't...

I have always grown from my problems and challenges, from the things that don't work...

I have always grown from my problems and challenges, from the things that don't work...

We don't stop going to school when we graduate.

We don't stop going to school when we graduate.

Adolescence is just one big walking pimple.

Adolescence is just one big walking pimple.

Well, I don't know how astute I am, but I did want to be a...

Well, I don't know how astute I am, but I did want to be a...

Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away.

Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away.

Words, once they are printed, have a life of their own.

Words, once they are printed, have a life of their own.

It's also selfish because it makes you feel good when you help others. I've been...

It's also selfish because it makes you feel good when you help others. I've been...

My grandmother and I saw an average of eight movies a week, double features, second...

My grandmother and I saw an average of eight movies a week, double features, second...

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

Originally, I came from Texas, and we lived on - I guess you'd call it...

Originally, I came from Texas, and we lived on - I guess you'd call it...