I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?

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I don't eat much meat, fish, or poultry.

I don't eat much meat, fish, or poultry.

Because nobody goes through life without a scar.

Because nobody goes through life without a scar.

My grandmother and I followed my mother here, to a house a block north of...

My grandmother and I followed my mother here, to a house a block north of...

Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away.

Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away.

When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go.

When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go.

Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.

Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.

You know, one wonderful thing that came out of my Enquirer experience is that, in...

You know, one wonderful thing that came out of my Enquirer experience is that, in...

I have always grown from my problems and challenges, from the things that don't work...

I have always grown from my problems and challenges, from the things that don't work...

It's also selfish because it makes you feel good when you help others. I've been...

It's also selfish because it makes you feel good when you help others. I've been...

Originally, I came from Texas, and we lived on - I guess you'd call it...

Originally, I came from Texas, and we lived on - I guess you'd call it...

Words, once they are printed, have a life of their own.

Words, once they are printed, have a life of their own.

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

Comedy is tragedy plus time.

Comedy is tragedy plus time.

But I don't begrudge anybody, because I know how hard it is to have that...

But I don't begrudge anybody, because I know how hard it is to have that...

Adolescence is just one big walking pimple.

Adolescence is just one big walking pimple.

I have always grown from my problems and challenges, from the things that don't work...

I have always grown from my problems and challenges, from the things that don't work...

We don't stop going to school when we graduate.

We don't stop going to school when we graduate.

My interesting diet tips are eat early and don't noah between meals. I mean, I...

My interesting diet tips are eat early and don't noah between meals. I mean, I...

Well, I don't know how astute I am, but I did want to be a...

Well, I don't know how astute I am, but I did want to be a...

I wish my mother had left me something about how she felt growing up. I...

I wish my mother had left me something about how she felt growing up. I...