You know, one wonderful thing that came out of my Enquirer experience is that, in my case, it was ruled tabloids are magazines. Which means they didn't have the protection that a newspaper has.

Quote by Carol Burnett

Topics: Carol Burnett Quotes

Well, I don't know how astute I am, but I did want to be a...

Well, I don't know how astute I am, but I did want to be a...

I wish my mother had left me something about how she felt growing up. I...

I wish my mother had left me something about how she felt growing up. I...

Comedy is tragedy plus time.

Comedy is tragedy plus time.

You have to go through the falling down in order to learn to walk. It...

You have to go through the falling down in order to learn to walk. It...

I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?

I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?

Originally, I came from Texas, and we lived on - I guess you'd call it...

Originally, I came from Texas, and we lived on - I guess you'd call it...

I don't eat much meat, fish, or poultry.

I don't eat much meat, fish, or poultry.

When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go.

When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go.

We don't stop going to school when we graduate.

We don't stop going to school when we graduate.

I have always grown from my problems and challenges, from the things that don't work...

I have always grown from my problems and challenges, from the things that don't work...

Words, once they are printed, have a life of their own.

Words, once they are printed, have a life of their own.

My grandmother and I followed my mother here, to a house a block north of...

My grandmother and I followed my mother here, to a house a block north of...

Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.

Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.

My interesting diet tips are eat early and don't noah between meals. I mean, I...

My interesting diet tips are eat early and don't noah between meals. I mean, I...

Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away.

Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away.

Because nobody goes through life without a scar.

Because nobody goes through life without a scar.

But I didn't ask to have somebody nose around in my private life. I didn't...

But I didn't ask to have somebody nose around in my private life. I didn't...

Adolescence is just one big walking pimple.

Adolescence is just one big walking pimple.

But I don't begrudge anybody, because I know how hard it is to have that...

But I don't begrudge anybody, because I know how hard it is to have that...

It costs a lot to sue a magazine, and it's too bad that we don't...

It costs a lot to sue a magazine, and it's too bad that we don't...