Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away.

Quote by Carol Burnett

Topics: Celebrity Quotes

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.

Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.

Because nobody goes through life without a scar.

Because nobody goes through life without a scar.

When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go.

When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go.

I don't eat much meat, fish, or poultry.

I don't eat much meat, fish, or poultry.

Well, I don't know how astute I am, but I did want to be a...

Well, I don't know how astute I am, but I did want to be a...

Originally, I came from Texas, and we lived on - I guess you'd call it...

Originally, I came from Texas, and we lived on - I guess you'd call it...

Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away.

Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away.

Comedy is tragedy plus time.

Comedy is tragedy plus time.

I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?

I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?

My grandmother and I saw an average of eight movies a week, double features, second...

My grandmother and I saw an average of eight movies a week, double features, second...

Adolescence is just one big walking pimple.

Adolescence is just one big walking pimple.

Words, once they are printed, have a life of their own.

Words, once they are printed, have a life of their own.

You have to go through the falling down in order to learn to walk. It...

You have to go through the falling down in order to learn to walk. It...

But I didn't ask to have somebody nose around in my private life. I didn't...

But I didn't ask to have somebody nose around in my private life. I didn't...

It's also selfish because it makes you feel good when you help others. I've been...

It's also selfish because it makes you feel good when you help others. I've been...

I have always grown from my problems and challenges, from the things that don't work...

I have always grown from my problems and challenges, from the things that don't work...

My grandmother and I followed my mother here, to a house a block north of...

My grandmother and I followed my mother here, to a house a block north of...

I wish my mother had left me something about how she felt growing up. I...

I wish my mother had left me something about how she felt growing up. I...

It costs a lot to sue a magazine, and it's too bad that we don't...

It costs a lot to sue a magazine, and it's too bad that we don't...