Quotes by Carol Burnett

My interesting diet tips are eat early and don't noah between meals. I mean, I...

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My grandmother and I saw an average of eight movies a week, double features, second...

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My grandmother and I followed my mother here, to a house a block north of...

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It's also selfish because it makes you feel good when you help others. I've been...

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It costs a lot to sue a magazine, and it's too bad that we don't...

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I wish my mother had left me something about how she felt growing up. I...

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I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?

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I don't eat much meat, fish, or poultry.

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But I don't begrudge anybody, because I know how hard it is to have that...

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But I didn't ask to have somebody nose around in my private life. I didn't...

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Because nobody goes through life without a scar.

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Adolescence is just one big walking pimple.

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