You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.

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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at...

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at...

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle....

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle....

Probably the toughest time in anyone's life is when you have to murder a loved...

Probably the toughest time in anyone's life is when you have to murder a loved...

I love to go to the playground and watch the children jumping up and down....

I love to go to the playground and watch the children jumping up and down....

I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and...

I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and...

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle....

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle....

I was in a bar the other night, hopping from barstool to barstool, trying to...

I was in a bar the other night, hopping from barstool to barstool, trying to...

The landlady of a boarding-house is a parallelogram - that is, an oblong angular figure,...

The landlady of a boarding-house is a parallelogram - that is, an oblong angular figure,...

I have learned from an early age to abjured the use of meat, and the...

I have learned from an early age to abjured the use of meat, and the...

Murderers, in general, are people who are consistent, people who are obsessed with one idea...

Murderers, in general, are people who are consistent, people who are obsessed with one idea...

There are only about 20 murders a year in London and not all are serious-some...

There are only about 20 murders a year in London and not all are serious-some...

Murder will out, this my conclusion

Murder will out, this my conclusion

Shotgunning anybody in this room would be the moral equivalent of killing a car, a...

Shotgunning anybody in this room would be the moral equivalent of killing a car, a...

Maybe this is why so many serial killers work in pairs. It's nice not to...

Maybe this is why so many serial killers work in pairs. It's nice not to...

One must never set up a murder. They must happen unexpectedlly, as in life.

One must never set up a murder. They must happen unexpectedlly, as in life.

Remorse for what? You people have done everything in the world to me. Doesn't that...

Remorse for what? You people have done everything in the world to me. Doesn't that...

Murder is terribly exhausting.

Murder is terribly exhausting.

I do not believe in abortion at will. I do not believe that if a...

I do not believe in abortion at will. I do not believe that if a...

Every unpunished murder takes away something from the security of every man's life

Every unpunished murder takes away something from the security of every man's life

We never reach our ideals, whether of mental or moral improvement, but the thought of...

We never reach our ideals, whether of mental or moral improvement, but the thought of...

Time goes by so fast, people go in and out of your life. You must...

Time goes by so fast, people go in and out of your life. You must...