You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.

Quote by Emo Philips

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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle....

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle....

I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and...

I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and...

Probably the toughest time in anyone's life is when you have to murder a loved...

Probably the toughest time in anyone's life is when you have to murder a loved...

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at...

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at...

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle....

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle....

I love to go to the playground and watch the children jumping up and down....

I love to go to the playground and watch the children jumping up and down....

I was in a bar the other night, hopping from barstool to barstool, trying to...

I was in a bar the other night, hopping from barstool to barstool, trying to...

Maybe this is why so many serial killers work in pairs. It's nice not to...

Maybe this is why so many serial killers work in pairs. It's nice not to...

Remorse for what? You people have done everything in the world to me. Doesn't that...

Remorse for what? You people have done everything in the world to me. Doesn't that...

Shotgunning anybody in this room would be the moral equivalent of killing a car, a...

Shotgunning anybody in this room would be the moral equivalent of killing a car, a...

Murderers, in general, are people who are consistent, people who are obsessed with one idea...

Murderers, in general, are people who are consistent, people who are obsessed with one idea...

I do not believe in abortion at will. I do not believe that if a...

I do not believe in abortion at will. I do not believe that if a...

Hatchet murders were the house speciality of the Journal, whose front page was a virtual...

Hatchet murders were the house speciality of the Journal, whose front page was a virtual...

Murder is terribly exhausting.

Murder is terribly exhausting.

Murder is commoner among cooks than among members of any other profession

Murder is commoner among cooks than among members of any other profession

We never reach our ideals, whether of mental or moral improvement, but the thought of...

We never reach our ideals, whether of mental or moral improvement, but the thought of...

There's some fine line there where you could say, `I don't hate gays. I didn't...

There's some fine line there where you could say, `I don't hate gays. I didn't...

There are 4 kinds of Homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy.

There are 4 kinds of Homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy.

Murder is always a mistake - one should never do anything one cannot talk about...

Murder is always a mistake - one should never do anything one cannot talk about...

It's called political economy because it is has nothing to do with either politics or...

It's called political economy because it is has nothing to do with either politics or...

There is something about saying Ok and hanging up the receiver with a bang that...

There is something about saying Ok and hanging up the receiver with a bang that...