Sex with an ex can be depressing. If it's good, you don't have it anymore. If it's bad, you just had sex with an ex.

Quote by Samantha Jones

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No one thinks it's narcissistic when you get your seventh grade picture taken.

No one thinks it's narcissistic when you get your seventh grade picture taken.

Emotional" is just code for "I don't want to hire a woman.

I will wear whatever and blow whomever I want as long as I can breathe...

I will wear whatever and blow whomever I want as long as I can breathe...

Oh come on, if you're going to get a vibrator, at least get one called...

Oh come on, if you're going to get a vibrator, at least get one called...

All married couples stop having sex eventually.

All married couples stop having sex eventually.

For the last time, the only thing I like about Richard is his big,throbbing, rock...

For the last time, the only thing I like about Richard is his big,throbbing, rock...

I think I have monogamy. I caught it from you people.

I think I have monogamy. I caught it from you people.

Hey, you almost masturbated, he almost got it up, together you almost had sex.

Hey, you almost masturbated, he almost got it up, together you almost had sex.

Hello, 911? I'm on fire.

Hello, 911? I'm on fire.

He's a guy. They don't talk, they fight. It's all that crazy testosterone.

He's a guy. They don't talk, they fight. It's all that crazy testosterone.

Can we cut the cake? I have a three-way to go to.

Can we cut the cake? I have a three-way to go to.

Fuck me badly once, shame on you. Fuck me badly twice, shame on me.

Fuck me badly once, shame on you. Fuck me badly twice, shame on me.

The country runs better with a good looking man in the White House. Look what...

The country runs better with a good looking man in the White House. Look what...

I'm a trisexual. I'll try anything once.

I'm a trisexual. I'll try anything once.

Yes ladies. I am a lesbian.

Yes ladies. I am a lesbian.

Honey, you look back so much you should have a relationship rear-view mirror.

Honey, you look back so much you should have a relationship rear-view mirror.

I spent the last two hours f**king with no finale.

I spent the last two hours f**king with no finale.

Who cares what you are just enjoy it!

Who cares what you are just enjoy it!

Transexuals. Chicks with d**ks. Boobs on top, balls down below.

Transexuals. Chicks with d**ks. Boobs on top, balls down below.

Be damn sure before you get off the ferris wheel, because there are twenty-two perky...

Be damn sure before you get off the ferris wheel, because there are twenty-two perky...