I'm 65 and I guess that puts me in with the geriatrics. But if there were fifteen months in every year, I'd only be 48. That's the trouble with us. We number everything. Take women, for example. I think they…

Quote by James Thurber

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Comedy has to be done en clair. You can't blunt the edge of wit or...

Comedy has to be done en clair. You can't blunt the edge of wit or...

Man is flying too fast for a world that is round. Soon he will catch...

Man is flying too fast for a world that is round. Soon he will catch...

The past is an old armchair in the attic, the present an ominous ticking sound,...

The past is an old armchair in the attic, the present an ominous ticking sound,...

Love is blind, but desire just doesn't give a good goddamn

Love is blind, but desire just doesn't give a good goddamn

All men should strive to learn before they die what they are running from, and...

All men should strive to learn before they die what they are running from, and...

All men kill the thing they hate, too, unless, of course, it kills them first.

All men kill the thing they hate, too, unless, of course, it kills them first.

Speed is scarcely the noblest virtue of graphic composition, but it has its curious rewards....

Speed is scarcely the noblest virtue of graphic composition, but it has its curious rewards....

You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.

You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.

Progress was all right. Only it went on too long.

Progress was all right. Only it went on too long.

Sophistication might be described as the ability to cope gracefully with a situation involving the...

Sophistication might be described as the ability to cope gracefully with a situation involving the...

Nowadays men lead lives of noisy desperation.

Nowadays men lead lives of noisy desperation.

Love is a many splintered thing.

Love is a many splintered thing.

Man has gone long enough, or even too long, without being man enough to face...

Man has gone long enough, or even too long, without being man enough to face...

The appreciative smile, the chuckle, the soundless mirth, so important to the success of comedy,...

The appreciative smile, the chuckle, the soundless mirth, so important to the success of comedy,...

The most dangerous food is wedding cake.

The most dangerous food is wedding cake.

One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.

One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.

My opposition to Interviews lies in the fact that offhand answers have little value or...

My opposition to Interviews lies in the fact that offhand answers have little value or...

The laughter of man is more terrible than his tears, and takes more forms hollow,...

The laughter of man is more terrible than his tears, and takes more forms hollow,...

When you think of the huge uninterrupted success of a book like Don Quixote, you're...

When you think of the huge uninterrupted success of a book like Don Quixote, you're...

Life isn't all haha hehe.

Life isn't all haha hehe.