Oh my god. Open and shut case, Johnson. I saw this once when I was a rookie. Apparently this nigger broke in and put up pictures of his family everywhere.

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I think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in...

I think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in...

Is this the 5:00 Free Crack Giveaway?

Is this the 5:00 Free Crack Giveaway?

What is wrong with me i just bought a bag of weed from an infant.

What is wrong with me i just bought a bag of weed from an infant.

The language you are about to hear... is disturbing.

The language you are about to hear... is disturbing.

New white people, you can't scare these white people, I tried.

New white people, you can't scare these white people, I tried.

Dave! Relax! Close your buttcheeks!

Dave! Relax! Close your buttcheeks!

I dont like letting my freinds drive drunk, but i was smokin' a joint i...

I dont like letting my freinds drive drunk, but i was smokin' a joint i...

Fuck Nick Cannon! Dave Chappelle!

Fuck Nick Cannon! Dave Chappelle!

Skeet Skeet Skeet!

Skeet Skeet Skeet!

The old baby on the corner trick a, not gonna fall for that shit.

The old baby on the corner trick a, not gonna fall for that shit.

Hey, baby! Stop selling weed!

Hey, baby! Stop selling weed!

I'm sorry, Charlie Murphy, it was an accident. I was having too much fun. I...

I'm sorry, Charlie Murphy, it was an accident. I was having too much fun. I...

Somebody broke into my house once, this is a good time to call the police,...

Somebody broke into my house once, this is a good time to call the police,...

Get out of here cracky.

Get out of here cracky.

I knew it was a bad idea, but I was high. I tried to explain...

I knew it was a bad idea, but I was high. I tried to explain...

No one calls 911 cool and relaxed. Now that shit would sound ridiculous.

No one calls 911 cool and relaxed. Now that shit would sound ridiculous.

No one wants to get their ass beat to a soundtrack.

No one wants to get their ass beat to a soundtrack.

Every group of brothers should have at least one white guy in it. Im serious...

Every group of brothers should have at least one white guy in it. Im serious...

Bitches! Come over here and show Charlie Murphy yo titties!

Bitches! Come over here and show Charlie Murphy yo titties!

Who got the part? Chris Tucker? Shit! Who got the other part? Tell me man....

Who got the part? Chris Tucker? Shit! Who got the other part? Tell me man....