Hey, niggers! Turn that jungle music down! Woogie boogie, nigger! Woogie boogie!

Quote by Dave Chappelle

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No one wants to get their ass beat to a soundtrack.

No one wants to get their ass beat to a soundtrack.

I'm Rick James, bitch.

I'm Rick James, bitch.

I think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in...

I think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in...

No one calls 911 cool and relaxed. Now that shit would sound ridiculous.

No one calls 911 cool and relaxed. Now that shit would sound ridiculous.

I still think people do have racial hang-ups, but I think one of the reasons...

I still think people do have racial hang-ups, but I think one of the reasons...

Hey baby, baby go home man its three oclock in the morning what the fuck...

Hey baby, baby go home man its three oclock in the morning what the fuck...

I knew it was a bad idea, but I was high. I tried to explain...

I knew it was a bad idea, but I was high. I tried to explain...

Man! Fuck that frog!

Man! Fuck that frog!

Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And...

Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And...

What is wrong with me i just bought a bag of weed from an infant.

What is wrong with me i just bought a bag of weed from an infant.

Is this the 5:00 Free Crack Giveaway?

Is this the 5:00 Free Crack Giveaway?

Hey, baby! Stop selling weed, all right, you've got your whole life ahead of you."...

Hey, baby! Stop selling weed, all right, you've got your whole life ahead of you.

I dont like letting my freinds drive drunk, but i was smokin' a joint i...

I dont like letting my freinds drive drunk, but i was smokin' a joint i...

Good motherfucking choice, motherfucker! Samuel Jackson! Made painstakingly by me, Samuel L. Jackson! It'll get...

Good motherfucking choice, motherfucker! Samuel Jackson! Made painstakingly by me, Samuel L. Jackson! It'll get...

The old baby on the corner trick a, not gonna fall for that shit.

The old baby on the corner trick a, not gonna fall for that shit.

Somebody broke into my house once, this is a good time to call the police,...

Somebody broke into my house once, this is a good time to call the police,...

Who got the part? Chris Tucker? Shit! Who got the other part? Tell me man....

Who got the part? Chris Tucker? Shit! Who got the other part? Tell me man....

Get out of here cracky.

Get out of here cracky.

Hey, baby! Stop selling weed!

Hey, baby! Stop selling weed!

New white people, you can't scare these white people, I tried.

New white people, you can't scare these white people, I tried.