Hey, niggers! Turn that jungle music down! Woogie boogie, nigger! Woogie boogie!

Quote by Dave Chappelle

Topics: Dave Chappelle Quotes

The old baby on the corner trick a, not gonna fall for that shit.

The old baby on the corner trick a, not gonna fall for that shit.

Hey baby, baby go home man its three oclock in the morning what the fuck...

Hey baby, baby go home man its three oclock in the morning what the fuck...

I dont like letting my freinds drive drunk, but i was smokin' a joint i...

I dont like letting my freinds drive drunk, but i was smokin' a joint i...

You know you must be doing something right if old people like you.

You know you must be doing something right if old people like you.

Skeet Skeet Skeet!

Skeet Skeet Skeet!

I think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in...

I think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in...

Get out of here cracky.

Get out of here cracky.

Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And...

Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And...

Good motherfucking choice, motherfucker! Samuel Jackson! Made painstakingly by me, Samuel L. Jackson! It'll get...

Good motherfucking choice, motherfucker! Samuel Jackson! Made painstakingly by me, Samuel L. Jackson! It'll get...

Hey, baby! Stop selling weed, all right, you've got your whole life ahead of you."...

Hey, baby! Stop selling weed, all right, you've got your whole life ahead of you.

Dave! Relax! Close your buttcheeks!

Dave! Relax! Close your buttcheeks!

Bitches! Come over here and show Charlie Murphy yo titties!

Bitches! Come over here and show Charlie Murphy yo titties!

No one wants to get their ass beat to a soundtrack.

No one wants to get their ass beat to a soundtrack.

It's Friday Bitches! Lets Get Fucked Up!

It's Friday Bitches! Lets Get Fucked Up!

The language you are about to hear... is disturbing.

The language you are about to hear... is disturbing.

Who got the part? Chris Tucker? Shit! Who got the other part? Tell me man....

Who got the part? Chris Tucker? Shit! Who got the other part? Tell me man....

I'm sorry, Charlie Murphy, it was an accident. I was having too much fun. I...

I'm sorry, Charlie Murphy, it was an accident. I was having too much fun. I...

What is wrong with me i just bought a bag of weed from an infant.

What is wrong with me i just bought a bag of weed from an infant.

Is this the 5:00 Free Crack Giveaway?

Is this the 5:00 Free Crack Giveaway?

Oh my god. Open and shut case, Johnson. I saw this once when I was...

Oh my god. Open and shut case, Johnson. I saw this once when I was...