What is wrong with me i just bought a bag of weed from an infant.

Quote by Dave Chappelle

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It's Friday Bitches! Lets Get Fucked Up!

It's Friday Bitches! Lets Get Fucked Up!

Is this the 5:00 Free Crack Giveaway?

Is this the 5:00 Free Crack Giveaway?

Oh my god. Open and shut case, Johnson. I saw this once when I was...

Oh my god. Open and shut case, Johnson. I saw this once when I was...

Who got the part? Chris Tucker? Shit! Who got the other part? Tell me man....

Who got the part? Chris Tucker? Shit! Who got the other part? Tell me man....

Im rich bitch!

Good motherfucking choice, motherfucker! Samuel Jackson! Made painstakingly by me, Samuel L. Jackson! It'll get...

Good motherfucking choice, motherfucker! Samuel Jackson! Made painstakingly by me, Samuel L. Jackson! It'll get...

Hey, niggers! Turn that jungle music down! Woogie boogie, nigger! Woogie boogie!

Hey, niggers! Turn that jungle music down! Woogie boogie, nigger! Woogie boogie!

Skeet Skeet Skeet!

Skeet Skeet Skeet!

I still think people do have racial hang-ups, but I think one of the reasons...

I still think people do have racial hang-ups, but I think one of the reasons...

The old baby on the corner trick a, not gonna fall for that shit.

The old baby on the corner trick a, not gonna fall for that shit.

I knew it was a bad idea, but I was high. I tried to explain...

I knew it was a bad idea, but I was high. I tried to explain...

Fuck Nick Cannon! Dave Chappelle!

Fuck Nick Cannon! Dave Chappelle!

Dave! Relax! Close your buttcheeks!

Dave! Relax! Close your buttcheeks!

I'm sorry, Charlie Murphy, it was an accident. I was having too much fun. I...

I'm sorry, Charlie Murphy, it was an accident. I was having too much fun. I...

New white people, you can't scare these white people, I tried.

New white people, you can't scare these white people, I tried.

Get out of here cracky.

Get out of here cracky.

Hey baby, baby go home man its three oclock in the morning what the fuck...

Hey baby, baby go home man its three oclock in the morning what the fuck...

Hey, baby! Stop selling weed, all right, you've got your whole life ahead of you."...

Hey, baby! Stop selling weed, all right, you've got your whole life ahead of you.

Somebody broke into my house once, this is a good time to call the police,...

Somebody broke into my house once, this is a good time to call the police,...

I'm Rick James, bitch.

I'm Rick James, bitch.