Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.

Quote by Andy Rooney

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Don't rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.

Don't rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.

As an old reporter, we have a few secrets, and the first thing is we...

As an old reporter, we have a few secrets, and the first thing is we...

I've done a lot of complaining here, but of all the things I've complained about,...

I've done a lot of complaining here, but of all the things I've complained about,...

The closing of a door can bring blessed privacy and comfort - the opening, terror....

The closing of a door can bring blessed privacy and comfort - the opening, terror....

Nothing in fine print is ever good news.

Nothing in fine print is ever good news.

I hope all of you are going to fill out your census form when it...

I hope all of you are going to fill out your census form when it...

I like ice hockey, but it's a frustrating game to watch. It's hard to keep...

I like ice hockey, but it's a frustrating game to watch. It's hard to keep...

Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.

Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.

I don't pick subjects as much as they pick me.

I don't pick subjects as much as they pick me.

Death is a distant rumor to the young.

Death is a distant rumor to the young.

Elephants and grandchildren never forget.

Elephants and grandchildren never forget.

I didn't get old on purpose, it just happened. If you're lucky, it could happen...

I didn't get old on purpose, it just happened. If you're lucky, it could happen...

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

All men are not created equal but should be treated as though they were under...

All men are not created equal but should be treated as though they were under...

I don't think the government is out to get me or help someone else get...

I don't think the government is out to get me or help someone else get...

Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.

Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.

Figure skating is an unlikely Olympic event but its good television. It's sort of a...

Figure skating is an unlikely Olympic event but its good television. It's sort of a...

Anyone who lies golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.

Anyone who lies golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.

Thanks to television, for the first time the young are seeing history made before it...

Thanks to television, for the first time the young are seeing history made before it...

Imitation is the sincerest form of television.

Imitation is the sincerest form of television.