Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent of everything printed out by a computer is garbage that no one ever reads.

Quote by Andy Rooney

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I don't think the government is out to get me or help someone else get...

I don't think the government is out to get me or help someone else get...

Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent...

Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent...

I like ice hockey, but it's a frustrating game to watch. It's hard to keep...

I like ice hockey, but it's a frustrating game to watch. It's hard to keep...

I've done a lot of complaining here, but of all the things I've complained about,...

I've done a lot of complaining here, but of all the things I've complained about,...

All men are not created equal but should be treated as though they were under...

All men are not created equal but should be treated as though they were under...

The federal government has sponsored research that has produced a tomato that is perfect in...

The federal government has sponsored research that has produced a tomato that is perfect in...

Obscenities... I think a lot of dumb people do it because they can't think of...

Obscenities... I think a lot of dumb people do it because they can't think of...

The average bright young man who is drafted hates the whole business because an army...

The average bright young man who is drafted hates the whole business because an army...

I hope all of you are going to fill out your census form when it...

I hope all of you are going to fill out your census form when it...

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things...

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things...

If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.

If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.

When a politician mentions God half a dozen times in a speech, it's to appropriate...

When a politician mentions God half a dozen times in a speech, it's to appropriate...

Because over the past few years, more money has been spent on breast implants and...

Because over the past few years, more money has been spent on breast implants and...

Taxes are important. President Bush's tax proposals leave no rich person behind. Voters approve of...

Taxes are important. President Bush's tax proposals leave no rich person behind. Voters approve of...

I don't pick subjects as much as they pick me.

I don't pick subjects as much as they pick me.

I dislike loud-mouthed patriots who think they like our country more than I do. Some...

I dislike loud-mouthed patriots who think they like our country more than I do. Some...

Anyone who lies golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.

Anyone who lies golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.

Democrats (I think to myself) are liberals who believe the people are basically good, but...

Democrats (I think to myself) are liberals who believe the people are basically good, but...

Canadians can get Parliament working again. Here's how to do that: elect more New Democrats.

Canadians can get Parliament working again. Here's how to do that: elect more New Democrats.

California is going to be quite good for the Democrats. But the rest of the...

California is going to be quite good for the Democrats. But the rest of the...

I believe that people have a right to decide their own destiny; people own themselves....

I believe that people have a right to decide their own destiny; people own themselves....