I'd like to make you laugh for about ten minutes though I'm gonna be on for an hour.

Quote by Richard Pryor

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I ain't no movie star, man. I'm a booty star.

I ain't no movie star, man. I'm a booty star.

I won't talk about what it was like in prison, except to say I'm glad...

I won't talk about what it was like in prison, except to say I'm glad...

Friends take up time, and I didn't have time.

Friends take up time, and I didn't have time.

You work your butt off and somebody says you can't have your record played because...

You work your butt off and somebody says you can't have your record played because...

I urge you to ask yourself just how honorable it is to preside over the...

I urge you to ask yourself just how honorable it is to preside over the...

I was kicked out of school because of my attitude. I was not assimilating. So...

I was kicked out of school because of my attitude. I was not assimilating. So...

I don't see myself getting married again, but if I do, it will be forever.

I don't see myself getting married again, but if I do, it will be forever.

There's a thin line between to laugh with and to laugh at.

There's a thin line between to laugh with and to laugh at.

I'm for human lib, the liberation of all people, not just black people or female...

I'm for human lib, the liberation of all people, not just black people or female...

It's been a struggle for me because I had a chance to be white and...

It's been a struggle for me because I had a chance to be white and...

There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions...

There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions...

I think about being married again, having a home and a wife. No one can...

I think about being married again, having a home and a wife. No one can...

I realized this is what God has dealt me, and I should be thankful considering...

I realized this is what God has dealt me, and I should be thankful considering...

It's been a struggle for me because I had a chance to be white and...

It's been a struggle for me because I had a chance to be white and...

If I thought about it, I could be bitter, but I don't feel like being...

If I thought about it, I could be bitter, but I don't feel like being...

I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying till I...

I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying till I...

I'm not for integration and I'm not against it.

I'm not for integration and I'm not against it.

Someone called all the newspapers in New York and told them I'd died. I've been...

Someone called all the newspapers in New York and told them I'd died. I've been...

Yes, I'm religious. God has shown me things, made certain ways clear to me.

Yes, I'm religious. God has shown me things, made certain ways clear to me.

I think about dying. I've come to realize we all die alone in one way...

I think about dying. I've come to realize we all die alone in one way...