Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning 'lousy hunter'

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The dullest Olympic sport is curling, whatever 'curling' means.

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Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent...

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Don't rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.

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Anyone who lies golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.

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The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

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The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a...

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Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember...

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I don't think the government is out to get me or help someone else get...

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The only people who say worse things about politicians that reporters do are other politicians.

Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.

Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.

I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more...

I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more...