Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning 'lousy hunter'

Quote by Andy Rooney

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The Super Bowl isn't for kids, I had a great time though and it was...

The Super Bowl isn't for kids, I had a great time though and it was...

All men are not created equal but should be treated as though they were under...

All men are not created equal but should be treated as though they were under...

If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.

If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.

I didn't get old on purpose, it just happened. If you're lucky, it could happen...

I didn't get old on purpose, it just happened. If you're lucky, it could happen...

Phyllis Schlafly speaks for all American women who oppose equal rights for themselves.

Phyllis Schlafly speaks for all American women who oppose equal rights for themselves.

I don't think the government is out to get me or help someone else get...

I don't think the government is out to get me or help someone else get...

Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember...

Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember...

I hope all of you are going to fill out your census form when it...

I hope all of you are going to fill out your census form when it...

Democrats (I think to myself) are liberals who believe the people are basically good, but...

Democrats (I think to myself) are liberals who believe the people are basically good, but...

If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning...

If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning...

Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.

Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.

People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they...

People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they...

The average bright young man who is drafted hates the whole business because an army...

The average bright young man who is drafted hates the whole business because an army...

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things...

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things...

Anyone who lies golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.

Anyone who lies golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.

Death is a distant rumor to the young.

Death is a distant rumor to the young.

The closing of a door can bring blessed privacy and comfort - the opening, terror....

The closing of a door can bring blessed privacy and comfort - the opening, terror....

I dislike loud-mouthed patriots who think they like our country more than I do. Some...

I dislike loud-mouthed patriots who think they like our country more than I do. Some...

Let us hope, that a kind Providence will put a speedy end to the acts...

Let us hope, that a kind Providence will put a speedy end to the acts...

I sometimes think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability.

I sometimes think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability.

The only thing worse than a silly politician analyzing art is a silly artist analyzing...

The only thing worse than a silly politician analyzing art is a silly artist analyzing...