Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning 'lousy hunter'

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Nothing in fine print is ever good news.

Nothing in fine print is ever good news.

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The closing of a door can bring blessed privacy and comfort - the opening, terror....

If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.

If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.

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Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things...

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The only people who say worse things about politicians that reporters do are other politicians.

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I don't pick subjects as much as they pick me.

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The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

Phyllis Schlafly speaks for all American women who oppose equal rights for themselves.

Phyllis Schlafly speaks for all American women who oppose equal rights for themselves.

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Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.

Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.

Don't rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.

Don't rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.

Death is a distant rumor to the young.

Death is a distant rumor to the young.

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I don't think the government is out to get me or help someone else get...