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Dear guy on the dance floor 'Raising the roof,' you're not raising your chances of...#Dance, #Funny Facebook Status
Dear Face Wash Commercials, nobody actually splashes their face with water like that. Sincerely, my...#Funny Facebook Status
I'll go to great lengths to scavenge other devices for batteries, before I will go...#Funny, #Funny Facebook Status
I dont mind ketchup on my hot dog, as long as the bun is tight.#Clever Facebook Status, #Funny Facebook Status
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