Quotes by Jerry Seinfield

A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a...

#Funny, #People

A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are...

#Books, #Funny

I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?'

#Comedy, #Humor, #Silly

What is a date really, but a job interview that lasts all night? The only...

#Dating, #Funny