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We got so much food in America we're allergic to food. Allergic to food! Hungry...

We got so much food in America we're allergic to food. Allergic to food! Hungry...

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.

I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.

You don't pay taxes - they take taxes.

You don't pay taxes - they take taxes.

Don't argue! You cannot win, you cannot beat a woman in a arguement. It's impossble...

Don't argue! You cannot win, you cannot beat a woman in a arguement. It's impossble...

Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of...

Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of...

I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed...

I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed...

A white boy that makes C's in college can make it to the White House.

A white boy that makes C's in college can make it to the White House.

Gay people got a right to be as miserable as everybody else.

Gay people got a right to be as miserable as everybody else.

Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the...

Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the...

There are people who would like to get rid of minimum wage. But we have...

There are people who would like to get rid of minimum wage. But we have...

Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He...

Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He...

A man is only as faithful as his options.

A man is only as faithful as his options.

School shootings were invented by blacks... and stolen by the white man.

School shootings were invented by blacks... and stolen by the white man.

A man is only as faithful as his options

A man is only as faithful as his options

You could be married and bored or single and lonely. Ain't no happiness nowhere.

You could be married and bored or single and lonely. Ain't no happiness nowhere.

Ja Rule is not Tupac

Ja Rule is not Tupac

If you don't like Louis Armstrong, you don't know how to love.

If you don't like Louis Armstrong, you don't know how to love.

You can't arrest me, I'm a rockstar.

You can't arrest me, I'm a rockstar.

See, I was nine years old when I saw Elvis on 'Ed Sullivan', and I...

See, I was nine years old when I saw Elvis on 'Ed Sullivan', and I...