There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

Quote by Chris Rock

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There are people who would like to get rid of minimum wage. But we have...

There are people who would like to get rid of minimum wage. But we have...

Welcome to the 77th and last Oscars.

Welcome to the 77th and last Oscars.

I'm in show business... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson.

I'm in show business... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson.

Jude Law is in so many movies, that I went to one, and when I...

Jude Law is in so many movies, that I went to one, and when I...

Don't argue! You cannot win, you cannot beat a woman in a arguement. It's impossble...

Don't argue! You cannot win, you cannot beat a woman in a arguement. It's impossble...

A man is only as faithful as his options.

A man is only as faithful as his options.

Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?

Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?

Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can...

Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can...

Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of...

Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of...

I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.

I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.

You could be married and bored or single and lonely. Ain't no happiness nowhere.

You could be married and bored or single and lonely. Ain't no happiness nowhere.

Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look...

Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look...

Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?

Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?

A man is basically as faithful as his options.

A man is basically as faithful as his options.

A man is only as faithful as his options

A man is only as faithful as his options

Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the...

Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the...

We got so much food in America we're allergic to food. Allergic to food! Hungry...

We got so much food in America we're allergic to food. Allergic to food! Hungry...

If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells...

If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells...

Gay people got a right to be as miserable as everybody else.

Gay people got a right to be as miserable as everybody else.

George Bush hates midgets.

George Bush hates midgets.