Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four.

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A man is only as faithful as his options.

A man is only as faithful as his options.

Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher...

Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher...

School shootings were invented by blacks... and stolen by the white man.

School shootings were invented by blacks... and stolen by the white man.

You could be married and bored or single and lonely. Ain't no happiness nowhere.

You could be married and bored or single and lonely. Ain't no happiness nowhere.

A white boy that makes C's in college can make it to the White House.

A white boy that makes C's in college can make it to the White House.

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

Gun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost 5,000 dollars. Because...

Gun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost 5,000 dollars. Because...

Jude Law is in so many movies, that I went to one, and when I...

Jude Law is in so many movies, that I went to one, and when I...

I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.

I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.

Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look...

Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look...

We got so much food in America we're allergic to food. Allergic to food! Hungry...

We got so much food in America we're allergic to food. Allergic to food! Hungry...

I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed...

I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed...

Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?

Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?

A man is basically as faithful as his options.

A man is basically as faithful as his options.

I'm in show business... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson.

I'm in show business... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson.

Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can...

Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can...

You don't pay taxes - they take taxes.

You don't pay taxes - they take taxes.

George Bush hates midgets.

George Bush hates midgets.

Welcome to the 77th and last Oscars.

Welcome to the 77th and last Oscars.

Gay people got a right to be as miserable as everybody else.

Gay people got a right to be as miserable as everybody else.