Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
Quote by Bill Watterson
I liked things better when I didn't understand them.
I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad...
The world of a comic strip ought to be a special place with its own...
If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.
It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.
A real job is a job you hate.
If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live...
It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.
I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh...
Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.
Happiness is being famous for your financial ability to indulge in every kind of excess.
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has...
Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
Heck, what's a little extortion among friends?
If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously...
That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe...
The more you think about things, the weirder they seem. Take this milk. Why do...
The cure for all ills and wrongs, the cares, the sorrows and the crimes of...
Love is like the sun: has its inner energy source that shines on you
I've learned that true friendship continues to grow, Even over the longest distance. Same goes...