Wearing a hoodie and shorts because youre confused about the weather.

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There is no bigger waste of time than a shower followed by huge dump.

There is no bigger waste of time than a shower followed by huge dump.

Men hate women because we always know where things are.

Men hate women because we always know where things are.

Few things anger me more than having a song stuck in my head that I...

Few things anger me more than having a song stuck in my head that I...

Mom: I see that you're all dressed up, where are you going? Daughter: To the...

Mom: I see that you're all dressed up, where are you going? Daughter: To the...

Restarting the whole song over just because you missed your favorite part.

Restarting the whole song over just because you missed your favorite part.

It's better to lose a lover than love a loser.

It's better to lose a lover than love a loser.

I hate driving behind log trucks, all I can think about is Final Destination...

I hate driving behind log trucks, all I can think about is Final Destination...

Ever notice when your eating cereal, the back of the box suddenly becomes super interesting?

Ever notice when your eating cereal, the back of the box suddenly becomes super interesting?

Just because you're single does not give you an excuse to be a hoe.

Just because you're single does not give you an excuse to be a hoe.

We always ignore the ones who adore us, and adore the ones who ignore us.

We always ignore the ones who adore us, and adore the ones who ignore us.

Standing there in front of a closet full of clothes and thinking to yourself, 'I...

Standing there in front of a closet full of clothes and thinking to yourself, 'I...

Driving to work playing the 'Let's see how long I can drive with my gas...

Driving to work playing the 'Let's see how long I can drive with my gas...

A woman can give a man a million reasons to be faithful, and he will...

A woman can give a man a million reasons to be faithful, and he will...

That awkward moment when you're at the grocery store and someones standing by what you...

That awkward moment when you're at the grocery store and someones standing by what you...

Dear food commercials, Nobody eats in slow motion with their eyes closed. Sincerely, normal people...

Dear food commercials, Nobody eats in slow motion with their eyes closed. Sincerely, normal people...

It's Friday...any plan of being a productive member of society is officially thrown out the...

It's Friday...any plan of being a productive member of society is officially thrown out the...

So me and my phone are playing hide and seek. My phone is winning...

So me and my phone are playing hide and seek. My phone is winning...

Getting in the shower and letting the water run down your arms so it looks...

Getting in the shower and letting the water run down your arms so it looks...

Weather means more when you have a garden. There's nothing like listening to a shower...

Weather means more when you have a garden. There's nothing like listening to a shower...

Here's how it works: the president makes decisions. He's the decider. The press secretary announces...

Here's how it works: the president makes decisions. He's the decider. The press secretary announces...