Wearing a hoodie and shorts because youre confused about the weather.
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I-phone falls to the floor...breaks screen. Android falls to the floor...breaks floor.
When there's a car in the middle of the mall, and you're just like...'How the...
Practicing your signature over & over again, just in case one day you become famous.
Lifes like a bird, its pretty cute until it dumps on your head.
Me: 'I wanna go on a diet.' Food: 'LOL! No...'
That awkward moment when you don't want to come out of your room because there...
Having 20 girlfriends isn't swag...having 1 girlfriend and 19 girls chasing you is.
Yawning is like our bodies way of saying 15% battery left.
If your relationship is so complicated that you have to specify it as such on...
Sunglasses allow an individual to stare at people without them knowing. It is Facebook in...
Just because you're single does not give you an excuse to be a hoe.
If the professor doesn't show up to class in the first 15 minutes, you get...
Men hate women because we always know where things are.
Seeing an argument on Facebook, sitting there refreshing the page and thinking, 'Oh, this is...
Small circle = less problems...Big circle = bunch of bullshit.
Restarting the whole song over just because you missed your favorite part.
That awesome moment when you drop your iPod and but your headphone cords save its...
There is no such thing as bad weather, only different kinds of good weather.
If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants...
Here's how it works: the president makes decisions. He's the decider. The press secretary announces...