Nothing is scarier than having 5 missed calls from your mom.
Facebook Status Quotes
The awkward when you read the word 'moment' yet it wasn't even there.
Ending a facebook conversation by liking the last comment that was posted.
That one bug that no matter how times you hit, just won't die.
They say real girls ain't never perfect, perfect girls ain't never real.
If your girlfriend gets jealous it's because she's faithful. If another girl has your attention...
Hey Verification Code, I have no idea what the f*ck that says but I swear...
Profile Pictures: What people want them to think they look like. Tagged Pictures: What they...
Sneaking your seatbelt on slowly when you see a cop.
I never use the little twist ties to close a bag of bread...I just spin...
Letting the water run down my arms when I'm in the shower so it looks...
BRB = I don't want to talk to you. LOL = I have nothing else...
There is no bigger waste of time than a shower followed by huge dump.
Facebook should change the relationship status from 'Its complicated' to 'Sammie and Ronnie'
Me: 'I wanna go on a diet.' Food: 'LOL! No...'
I hate it when I am singing a song and the artist gets the words...
Just deleted some friends on Facebook, if you're reading this then you're one of the...
Dear radio stations, You do know there are more than 4 songs in the world,...
I've been in relationships, but I'd rather be alone. If a guy can't treat me...
When life gets too hard to stand... Kneel
God's gifts put man's best dreams to shame.