“Nothing is scarier than having 5 missed calls from your mom.Topics: Quotes about Facebook Status, Quotes about LifeShare on:FacebookPinterestWhatsApp
Typical Beer Pong Game: 5% playing Beer Pong. 95% chasing the ball around the room.#Drinking, #Facebook Status, #Games
Admit it; you're scared to text him because you feel like you're annoying him.#Annoying People, #Facebook Status, #Keeping It Real
If your girlfriend gets jealous it's because she's faithful. If another girl has your attention...#Facebook Status, #Girlfriend, #Jealousy
Exercise is not: Jumping to conclusions, running off at the mouth, stretching the truth, bending...#Facebook Status
Stop looking for a partner. Focus on your goals and rebuilding your life. The right...#Happiness, #Life, #Love
