“When people ask me why I don't have any tattoos I ask them 'Would you put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari?'Topics: Quotes about Facebook StatusShare on:FacebookPinterestWhatsApp
Having 20 girlfriends isn't swag...having 1 girlfriend and 19 girls chasing you is.#Advice, #Facebook Status, #Girlfriends
Showing your friend a funny video on YouTube and constantly checking their face to make...#Facebook Status, #Friendship
Mom: I see that you're all dressed up, where are you going? Daughter: To the...#Facebook, #Facebook Status
