We make a lot of fun at President Clinton's expense. But this transition is going to be tough because it's been 25 years since this guy has gotten laid in the private sector.

Quote by David Letterman

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I had no idea this thing was televised. Boy, is my face red.

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I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show...

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We make a lot of fun at President Clinton's expense. But this transition is going...

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President Bush says he needs a month off to unwind. Unwind? When the hell does...

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Next in importance to having a good aim is to recognize when to pull the...

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President Bush has been silent on Schwarzenegger. Of course, he can't pronounce Schwarzenegger.

President Bush has been silent on Schwarzenegger. Of course, he can't pronounce Schwarzenegger.