Two people can't talk at the same time. When my mouth is moving, it means that you need to be quiet.

Quote by Judge Judy

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If you live to be a hundred you will never be as smart as me.

If you live to be a hundred you will never be as smart as me.

Do you know when a gift becomes a loan? When the relationship is over. Have...

Do you know when a gift becomes a loan? When the relationship is over. Have...

Do I have stupid written over my forehead?

Do I have stupid written over my forehead?

I'm here because I'm smart, not because I'm young and gorgeous... although I am!

I'm here because I'm smart, not because I'm young and gorgeous... although I am!

Sir don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining.

Sir don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining.

You ought to be ashamed of yourself!

You ought to be ashamed of yourself!

My grandmother always told me; beauty fades, but dumb is forever!

My grandmother always told me; beauty fades, but dumb is forever!

The time to change was yesterday; the time to wake up is now.

The time to change was yesterday; the time to wake up is now.

DON'T lie to me!

DON'T lie to me!

On your best day you're not as smart as I am on my worst day!

On your best day you're not as smart as I am on my worst day!