The time to change was yesterday; the time to wake up is now.

Quote by Judge Judy

Topics: Change Quotes, Time Quotes, Wisdom Quotes

On your best day you're not as smart as I am on my worst day!

On your best day you're not as smart as I am on my worst day!

Do you know when a gift becomes a loan? When the relationship is over. Have...

Do you know when a gift becomes a loan? When the relationship is over. Have...

Do I have stupid written over my forehead?

Do I have stupid written over my forehead?

My grandmother always told me; beauty fades, but dumb is forever!

My grandmother always told me; beauty fades, but dumb is forever!

If you live to be a hundred you will never be as smart as me.

If you live to be a hundred you will never be as smart as me.

Sir don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining.

Sir don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining.

I'm here because I'm smart, not because I'm young and gorgeous... although I am!

I'm here because I'm smart, not because I'm young and gorgeous... although I am!

DON'T lie to me!

DON'T lie to me!

You ought to be ashamed of yourself!

You ought to be ashamed of yourself!

Two people can't talk at the same time. When my mouth is moving, it means...

Two people can't talk at the same time. When my mouth is moving, it means...